Hot Dog Store: Wish You Were Here In The Deathcat Barn (Patreon)

Nobody sends postcards anymore. This is why your relatives don't know you're in a deathcat barn. They think you're at the lake, like a coward

Lovely barn. Terrible cat.

The Mystery of the Deathcat Barn postcard gives you a much better vacation to write home about. And look, all his friends are there!

Or send a little hello from The Great Skull Wall. Architecture! Local history! Several former locals!

The Red-Eyed Beast also has a postcard, which is a very tasteful way to tell someone you've been thinking of them while something else has been watching you.

These are actual 4×6 postcards featuring BIGFEETS episode art. Write on the back, add postage, and give somebody a Halloween mystery that the mail carrier also gets to worry about! Become everyone’s problem!