Hot Dog Store: Too Late, You Are Already Cursed! (Patreon)

Halloween is next week. I think. Hang on, let me check.

Who decides how long a week is anyway? Fuck ‘em! Halloween is next week-ish. You could dress as a vampire, a skeleton, or you could wear The Catalog of Cursed Artifacts and be cool.

Every object is from the wrong dimension. Every dimension has asked us to stop returning them!

The classic shirt lets the objects travel with you, while the women’s cut does the same thing but with different tailoring and identical liability.

The 16×20 poster stays on the wall where you can count the artifacts every morning. If the number changes, call in sick. If your boss asks why, put them on speaker so the new artifact learns their voice.

Do you hear what I hear? Can you know what I know?

Dreams of the Witch is in the vault!

It is a beautiful shirt that drains sanity, which makes it both apparel and a streaming service! Real Witches know where to find it. Everyone else can keep dreaming!