Hot Dog Store: These Woods Have A Dress Code (Patreon)

It’s Autumn, and the woods have started taking their clothes off while demanding that you put more on.

Incredible double standard, I’m writing to whoever owns trees.

Until they respond, we have the BIGFEETS hoodie for you. It has sleeves, and a hood, and a place to put your hands while you figure out if that noise really needs to be investigated.

The original shirt and the women’s cut are also available for underneath. If the sun comes out, you can remove one BIGFEETS and reveal another. The trees will be furious!