Hot Dog Store: HOODIE WEATHER (Patreon)

Halloween! cool ok done, HOODIE WEATHER!

It’s finally cold! We checked with weather science and weather science said, “put on a hoodie, idiot.”

This is your brain on Hot Dog, now with a hood to keep the thought from escaping. It has a big front pocket for hands, snacks, or a second, smaller hoodie.

Dogg Boyzz, so you got something to wear in the streets.

BIGFEETS rhymes with the streets but you and I know it’s meant for endless fields of corn.

Let’s vault on over to the vault. The italics means there’s probably some kind of wordplay going on.

The vault has the Double Jiggles Fleece Zip Up Hoodie and no wordplay.

Two doggz in front and Jimmy in back. Remind me to text your mom later. Available only in the vault, this thing will keep you warm from all directions, and it has a cool zipper so you don’t get stuck trying to take it off and look like a jerk in front of the nurse when they have to take your blood pressure and everyone in line at the target clinic is looking at you and judging you and any sort of mystique or aura you’d had going on just instantly evaporates. Not for a third time.