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Printed on stone by a press made from the rippling ass meat of ancient hunks… feel its sturdiness! Rest its might in your mouth! But carefully, and with stealth! Women will never know, must never know the pleasures of Man! Comics!

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Comments

TommyG

Yay! Man Comics and Punchmaster return. It is a good day

Brian Seiler

I wish my eyedicks were that impressive. I could only afford micro-dicks, so now when I try to intimidate my foes it just looks like a pretty lady walked by.

Goat Face

Wow, he made it to phallus priest before graduation. What a go-getting hunk.

Brendan McGinley

I just need to know if there was really a boy named Morlock.

Brendan McGinley

That's why he was voted the most popular snake man in school!

Ace Hendrix

Punchmaster vs the Boy Morlocks, and it’s just a Boy Scout troop getting annihilated

Scribbler Johnny

I just had to share the lovely dream I had last night! I was in jail for some reason, but so was That Orange Bastard! I repeatedly slapped him and taunted him and said it was worth going to federal prison!

Jeff Orasky

Shut up, Orko. You are lucky He-Man is more reasonable than Punchmaster.

Skebotron

That little raccoon on the cover sure loves violence!

FancyShark

Tiny Boy Space Squad ruled so hard. I'll never accept Baby Einsteins as the "spiritual sequel".

the_rurik

Why can't we go back to a better time in this country where you could just slather yourself in concrete for +20 projectile armor. Bulletproof jelly is what they took from us!

Jalal Kaiser Raja

We absolutely must get a limited run print version of these in 2027

Amber Marshall

I'm stroking my very realistic mustache that I certainly didn't buy at a joke shop and agreeing that Man Comics are the best.

Mister Sinistar

You think Eye Dicks was crazy, then you should have seen his pal, Arm Dicks! You don't have the dicks to check and see if I'm lying!