Upsetting Day: Children Are No Match For Fire 🌭 (Patreon)

Hi, 1-900-Hotdoggers! Let's open this fire safety book called "Children Are No Match For Fire" and see how ridicu-- oh no. No, no, no, no, this can't be right.

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