Punching Day: Karate for Snakes 🌭 (Patreon)

"Take this book! It's too late for me!" screamed the man who leapt through my window. I nodded, mistaking these for the words of a dying man. Instead, he remained alive, saying many, many more things as the night turned into morning. Along with the book, he gave me his life story and several apologies for the window before he left. Still, I'd like you to imagine how chilling and mysterious it would have been if he had thrust this book into my hands with his last breath.