Nerding Day: Wonder Woman 1984 Handsome Man Trading Cards 🌭 (Patreon)

Earlier last year, the producers of Wonder Woman 1984 came to me and said, "Internet's Seanbaby, please design trading cards for our all-ages superhero film simul-launching in theaters and on HBO Max!" I said, "Sure, but I'd like to explore the film from the perspective o--" They stopped me to say "Anything! Anything!! You have full creative control!"

What I was going to say before they interrupted me was, "I'd like to explore the film from the perspective of the guy Wonder Woman's boyfriend possesses, who I would later learn was never given a name other than Handsome Man." The producers of Wonder Woman 1984 were wrong to trust me. The producers of Wonder Woman 1984 were wrong about many things, and here are the cards they rejected. They may contain spoilers.