Nerding Day: Drunken Street Fighter (Patreon)

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to start an island where you could gamble against monkeys if all parties consented. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. Some of its archives have been deleted, some of them have been corrupted, and some just suck. You decide which one this is. It’s…

Back in the long, long ago Cracked gave its columnists so much leeway they let me run sprite comics on the site so long as the dozens upon dozens of hours it took me to do them did not interfere with the 60+ hour work weeks I was already putting in. They did though -- they did interfere! Haha I did them anyway! It’s obviously one of the reasons my body is so hilariously destroyed. Was it worth it? No. Of course not. Would I do it again if you gave me the chance? Absolutely not. But do I regret it? Yes, completely. I forget what we were talking about. Here’s a fun comic!

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