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I’ll handle the podcast intro today, boys. I’m sure you can tell from the zany tuba sounds that follow me wherever I go, but I’m actor Jeff Altman! I, of course, played Fred Rachins, Dennis Kosowski, Don Brand, Ed Symes, and Special Agent Dudley Dawson, all on the hit show Baywatch. And today back on the Dogg Zzone is Defector’s Dan McQuade to discuss me. I’m going to listen to it here, but it’s anywhere you get your podcasts!

You may not remember this, but Baywatch was a relentless show with a love of plotlines and no regard for resolving them. If you’d like to watch along with the Zzone Boys, they’re talking about Season 07, Episode 05: “Scorcher!” You know this, but it’s the one where I jump on a bomb, attack an underwater wedding, faint at a birth canal, and accept a gift of tiny pants. If you’re having trouble following along, I made this helpful episode guide!

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Comments

Jimmy Rullo

So glad Dan McQuade is becoming a regular guest, he's a delight every time

Amber M.

The lady giving birth looks ghostly white but probably only in comparison to the ultra-tans around her.

Steven Clark

I remember Jeff Altman's stand-up routine from the nineties. He did the kind of comedy where you come up with a catch phrase and then you say it in a funny voice to get a guaranteed laugh out of idiots, know what I mean? I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. What a country. (confused grunt)

Brendan McGinley

And that baby turned out to be the one who planted the bomb, too.

Doug Hare

Seanbaby's last line made me laugh the hardest.