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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 153, Burt Ward's Erotic Memoirs with Michael Swaim (Patreon)

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2023-12-13 12:59:01
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2026-06
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Seanbaby lures lascivious lads Brockway and Michael Swaim to his lusty lair of libidinous libations to read from the erotic memoirs of Burt Ward, TV's Robin. JIZZ. POW. HOLY FUCK this I'm not writing like that anymore.


Comments

Jennifer B

Again, literal goosebumps when the Hotdog Nights theme starts up.

JimmyTheBlind

Don’t love Bert‘s terminology for female genitals… I’m gonna have a hard time with my thermostat from now on

Kevin Lynch

The whole “I AM Robin, and I fuck!” is like the direct opposite of Dustin Diamond’s memoir which is “I’m NOT Screech, but I fuck!”

Jeff Orasky
>>124430915

I have seen Virgil at many cons and every time, he looks more desperate than the last time. One time, I was waiting in line to meet a couple of the actors from Farscape and Virgil's table was right next to that one. There was nobody waiting for him. He kept looking at me, like somehow direct eye contact would convince me to come over. I am fairly certain that if I had smiled at him, he would have charged me $5.

Skink

Dear god...I had no idea how thirsty Burt Ward was for Adam West. Wonder if anyone's ever pointed that out to Burt.

Maddy Tull

I thought y’all were going to talk about the guy from tremors.

SudsiestPanda

Not only do our Patreon donations support a great, ad free site, but they also help pay for multiple podcast theme song bangers? Best value on the net.

Brendan McGinley

Can't believe this entire erotic memoir has zero scenes of a carny seduction.

Bim Talzer

Brockway has said a million funny things but "they laid him down and plugged into him like a LEGO board" is amongst the best.

David Conner

I remember accidentally stumbling across a full hour-long(!) Roger Ailes interview show with Burt Ward pushing this book. My primary impressions were that Burt Ward came across as a truly loathsome person, but that he was also clearly lying about how loathsome he was to sell books... which was, in its own way, even more loathsome. The lost-to-the-mists-of-time context is that Ward was clearly pushing this book to Howard Stern listeners, which in 1995 with Stern at the height of his powers was a lucrative market to target. (Or seemed to be, anyway - doesn't appear that Ward's book sold very well.)