February - Sweet Release (Patreon)

What is up, internet?  This post is gonna be short, because the whole team is frantically bugfixing, writing patches, discovering that we're missing background images, and in other ways hitting every single pothole before we release this motherfucker. 

Because, in case you forgot, 

FDW VALENTINES DAY RELEASE

IT'S HAPPENING GET HYPE 

( http://i.imgur.com/BAZ3gLD.gif)

So, without further ado, let's talk about what's going on.

1. The alpha is ready. 

Holy shit you guys, we made a game

2. Our code broke really unplayably hard but we fixed it because we are literally geniuses

So, three days ago we were sweating bullets because Game Maker was consistently glitching and turning every character invisible in every scene, but... that bug only held out long enough to make us all tremble and weep. 

(It was like a 24 hour flu, but it took 72 hours. The misery was the same, though) 

3. We're still launching on schedule

We're going to be taking the next two weeks to search for other bugs/textual fixes/places where the sprite should change facial expression but inexplicably does not.  We assume that we've got some glitches like this, and we intend to selflessly throw ourselves in front of each and every one of those bullets. For you. 

Anyway, we'll also have something set up so that you can report bugs to us once the backers-only alpha is out--probably a google sheet. 

That's all for now. See you...on buttfuck lane.Sacha Witt,And everyone on the FutaDomWorld team.