About the Colonel - help request (Patreon)

Hello gang,

I'm about to overhaul my YT about page (as it's a bit lame right now) to explain a little more about what makes the channel tick, and I'd like to include three quotes from Bad Company as part of this.

Basically, you can help here by answering the following question - 

"Why should anyone watch a Colonel Failure video?"

Be as colourful as you wish, but try to avoid essays (a few lines at most would be great). Obviously this is optional, but as those who know my videos the best I figured you'd be the right people to ask for a "review".

My ego has been secured in a lead-lined case, we're good here.

Thanks

-CF