The Battle Plan 9 April 2019 (Patreon)

No-one would have believed, in the first half of 2019, that the Mainline series had concluded and the Colonel was about to vanish for two weeks. No-one could have dreamed that while there would be videos during this period they would be erratic, and Transport Fever would not be among them. Few men even considered the possibility of no Colonel Failure Transport Fever videos for two weeks. And yet, across the gulf of the internet, a mind immeasurably more haphazard than that of his viewer regarded this holiday with keen anticipation, and slowly and surely, he drew up his plans for videos…

DUN DUN DUUUUUN

DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Obviously, if you do not get the above reference, you have homework to do. Indispensable listening for all persons with a liking for my brand of chaotic gameplay videography. Get to it. Yes, you're going to have to ask the other children what I'm referring to in the comments. See it as a really minor punishment for a lapse in your education.

On with the show.

• Tue: Soviet Republic
• Wed: Soviet Republic
• Thu: Soviet Republic
• Fri: Transport Fever live stream on YouTube 21:00 UTC (the fun kicks off 15 minutes before then)
• Sat: Satisfactory
• Sun: Soviet Republic and Motorsport Manager (backers exclusive)

From Monday 15th April I am away from my top-secret recording treehouse for 2 weeks. I won't be recording anything during that time (although I may "vlog"... we'll see what I can get away with) but will have a few videos queued up and good to go. Here's the rough schedule (subject to change) that I have in store for you:

• Mon 15: Soviet Republic
• Wed 17: Foundation
• Fri 19: Transport Fever Mainline Tour
• Sat 20: Satisfactory 
• Sun 21: Motorsport Manager (backer exclusive)
• Mon 22: Soviet Republic
• Wed 23: Foundation
• Fri 25: Soviet Republic
• Sat 26: Satisfactory
• Sun 27: Motorsport Manager (backer exclusive)

If I can pre-record more than that I will do.

The new series of Transport Fever will kick off the following week, and I've a new idea to play with - no idea how well it'll work, but that's where the fun kicks in.

Soviet Republic will be an ongoing series until I've got Failuregrad under control, but as things stand right now it looks likely to hit 50 episodes without pausing for breath. Satisfactory will reach 10-12 episodes in total before being fed into the wood-chipper. Great game, but doesn't make for great videos without some imagination. As it is currently below my threshold for an ongoing series, it's going into the wood-chipper.

Foundation will be back on a regular basis while I'm between other games. This should allow it to remain one of those friends who turn up uninvited but you're kinda pleased to see them.

Train Sim World, Train Sim and Derail Valley will all make appearances when I get excited about a new release or update.

Finally, Cities Skylines is coming back, but not as a standard playthrough. You'll have to wait and see what this means, but it should be a lot of fun.

Right, I'm off to complete digging this tunnel so I can breed the cold virus in petri-dishes and reclaim the planet. YOU WON'T GET A BIGGER HINT THAN THAT.

-CF