The Fail Brigade Merchandise Store Cometh (Patreon)

Hey, you there with the generous spirit and sudden urge to purchase Colonel Failure Luminous Merchandise™.

As a very small thank you for being a backer of my endeavors, why not make use of this here discount code if and when (let's say "when", shall we?) you decide to Shop With The Colonel and buy a gift for a loved one/worst enemy.

Apply the code GIMMEDAT at the appropriate moment and it'll knock several of your local currency off the price of the item(s) you are intending to procure. Exactly how much it knocks off is hard to say, but it's a moderate amount. Depending, of course, on your definition of moderate.Thank you. And you're welcome. But mostly thank you.

-CF