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- Greg, whose is the least reliable schedule on YouTube?

- That would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.

- Cut the horsecrap, son. I've got his record right here. Who dropped a whole stack of plates in Cooking Simulator? Who attempted to deliver crude oil using a bulk carrier? Every Tuesday, the same schedule is spammed across multiple different websites, every Wednesday that schedule falls apart.

- You're talking about the Colonel, sir.

- Of course I'm talking about the Colonel you twerp! This week is going to be different. This week we are going to grab the bull by the horns and kick that punk into reality.

- What do you intend to do sir? The Colonel's already gives us a schedule.

- He does?

- Yes sir.

- Oh. Then as of this moment I want to see a double secret schedule!


Welcome to this week's double secret schedule. We're back to just one video per day, because two videos per day proved to be something of a pipedream - and lead to an above-average number of sub-standard editing problems. Not good enough, old man, knuckle down and just make some fun videos, everything else will come with time.

On the positive side, Transport Fever is reaching the point where I've money to expand easily, and the new series of Soviet Republic is off to a positive start. I probably won't be recording a third Soviet Republic series, but hopefully I'll get a decent build out of this run-through.

Cooking Sim is outta here. A massive amount of fun to record, but since I'm chasing consistent views and new games likely to inject a few new people into the channel, I can't just keep making the same jokes over and over... although that's never stopped me in the past.

Overcrowd will finish its run this week. A great little game that feels like everything's under control right up to the point that it isn't. Then it really isn't under control. No. Then, everything goes bad, fast.

New for this week, Volcanoids and Lord of Dwarves - both getting a one-off episode. If either of them do gangbusters numbers I'll do more. Maybe.

Scheduuuuuuuuuule!

Tue: Soviet Republic

  • Wed: Overcrowd
  • Thu: Transport Fever
  • Fri: Volcanoids
  • Sat: Soviet Republic
  • Sun: Lord of Dwarves and Kerbal Space Program (backer exclusive)
  • Mon: Transport Fever

I'm moving house... again... next week so there's a slight possibility of disruption in service. I should have enough queued up to cover my break in recording, but if there's only a limited service you'll know why.

Also, between now and the end of the year expect me to be pushing the many exciting ways in which you can help support my channel. I'm hoping to go full time by the start of 2020, and unless I find a way to 3x my numbers (unlikely but possible) I'll need a few more happy-go-lucky backing folk to get to that point. $5 per month on http://patreon.com/colonelfailure or hitting the JOIN button on YouTube gets me a little closer to my goal while getting you bonus videos. Good bonus videos at that. Forego one overpriced coffee each month and get yourself an extra 3+ hours of failure on video.

Don't fancy signing up as a backer? Buy a tshirt, mug or pair of socks! Commission a personal video on http://scaleabout.com/Colonel_Failure ! Every contribution helps.

Nope, not a fan of asking. But if one does not ask, one might as well not bother having such things.

Right, I'll get back to work. 

-CF


Comments

Colonel Failure

As you are the only person to make even the slightest reference to my source material in any of the locations I posted it, I declare you the only person to get the reference.

GWR Productions 2014

christ I know that bloody feeling, had to move house at least 7 times