The Battle Plan 18 June 2019 (Patreon)

One: at the end of this schedule you will restore power to the entire sector.

Two: you will clear the local road all the way from by existing bunker to my new hidden location. By clear I mean all switches properly set and all signals green. I emphasize green, dear viewer -- if I so much as see a red light, let alone get tripped by one, I will feed another series into the wood-chipper.

Three: all traffic behind us, local and express, are to remain shut down. Likewise all northbound traffic between my new hidden location and here.

Four: you will comment as soon as the road is clear and all signals are green.

Five: you will remove all police personnel from the M25. If I see a single jam sandwich between here and the new hidden location I will feed a series into the wood chipper. In fact, any deviation from these instructions and... wood chipper.

Right then, you're looking jolly dapper today. Brace yourselves for a minimal service over the next couple of weeks. This week I'm moving house, next week I'm without a net connection until Thursday. I'll be around in spirit, but my ability to upload is restricted. Not to fret! I have prepared some standard rations to keep your spirits up while I'm indisposed.

• Tue: Soviet Republic
• Thu: Transport Fever
• Sat: Soviet Republic
• Sun: Kernal Space Program (backer exclusive!)
• Mon: Transport Fever
• Tue: Soviet Republic
• Thu: Transport Fever
• Sat: Soviet Republic
• Sun: Kernal Space Program (backer exclusive!)

Excitingly, all these videos are already in place, but because I can't trust you not to watch them all at once then starve for amusement for 2 weeks they've been scheduled to arrive on time. Probably. I can't rule out that there are a few errors along the way.

That'll do for now. If you have the YouTube mobile app, stay alert for micro-updates during my maneuvering process. Yes, 30 second videos are not a format I'm particularly suited to, but I'll make it work.

Pith and vinegar can be found by following along on Twitter. Unlike the rest of that platform, my account is 100% upbeat, apart from when I detect a wonky jack, even then there is opportunity for mirth.

-CF, in transit