The Battle Plan 23 July 2019 (Patreon)

No player is greater than the game itself. It's a significant game, in a number of ways, the velocities of the views, the awful physics of the video resolution, and in the middle of it all: The Colonel - playing by an odd set of rules. Its not a game the Colonel is supposed to grow strong in, viewer. You appreciate that, don't you?

So, what do we have going on this week? 

As ever, it's an erratic mix of the familiar and the new. Delivered to you, discerning viewer, with an as-yet undecided level of quality and professionalism. Will the voiceover be in stereo? Will a third of the screen be missing? Will the episode number be correct? I've absolutely no idea at this stage. Gremlins are currently performing New York, New York in the background of my recording methodology and Gizmo is arsing about in a Barbie car... again.

Schedule!

• Tue: Overcrowd (short run, again)
• Wed: ATLAS with Bad Company
• Thu: Tech Exec Tycoon
• Fri: Transport Fever
• Sat: Tech Exec Tycoon (if the first episode is Good™)
• Sun: Overcrowd and Kernal Space Program (backers!)

Right, I'm now confronted by the twin challenges of advertising the merits of you becoming a channel backer while not appearing entirely mercenary. Let's see how we get on...

Did you know that you can get some quality Colonel access in just a few short mouse clicks? [erm, this feels like an advertorial, you're failing the non-mercenary aspect here]

That's right! [exclamation mark caution]

If you choose to become a backer of this channel you can chat, in real time, with Mr The Colonel via the magic of Discord, while joining the fine people of Bad Company in their piratical adventures in ATLAS - possibly even appearing in a Colonel Failure video in the future! [strike 2] If that weren't enough [please, no] you can also catch up on the exploits of the Colonel in Kerbal Space Program where he throws shade at Scott Manley while omitting to attach a parachute to his rocket. This and much [don't do it] much more await you when you join BAD COMPANY!!! [I quit]

No? Not subtle enough?

BACK MY CHANNEL PLEASE. THANK YOU.

Right, I'm off to defeat Tokyo in the world championship.

-CF