Mr Battleplan 10 September 2019 (Patreon)

I must not avoid doing the schedule. Avoidance is the mind-killer. Avoidance is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will write the schedule. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the avoidance has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Which is nice.

Back after a two week hiatus in the schedule to bring you a new schedule that is really really likely to be abandoned by day 2. I'm a smidge behind on my recording, so might have to shuffle a few things around a bit. The only way you can be certain not to miss out on your favourite show (which is all of them) is to tune in, daily, every hour between 16:00 and 21:00 UTC to see what's new. Yes, even the time of release has grown erratic. This is because I'm working on some extra bits when I should be working on the normal bits.

Now, before you ask, here are a few service updates.

Wreckfest part 2? No Wreckfest part 2. What more would I have to say on the subject? No much. I did Uber gags and referenced Beverly Hills Cop. That's peak Wreckfest right there.

Railway Empire? Woodchipper. If a pretty awful free to play game video can get double the views of a series that had only reached episode 6, it's time to mulch it.

Soviet Republic? Not yet. Maybe not ever. Undecided. Let's see how this week's new series gets on.

Railroad Corporation? Yes, it has multiplayer now. No, I'm not particularly eager to give it a go.

Transport Fever 2? Pope, woods. Bear, funny hat.

Right, let us move on.

• Tue: Arcade Tycoon
• Wed: erm... it might end up being Thursday's Transport Fever.
• Thu: I'm going to say Unrailed. It might be Friday's Cities Skylines instead.
• Fri: Whichever video didn't appear on Thursday.
• Sat: Transport Fever Fix That Thing, part 2. Another opportunity to tell me how you'd have done it differently.
• Sun: Kerbal Space Program for everybody! If you're a backer, business as usual. If you're not, expect a 30 minute advert for why you should be a backer. 

See what I mean about it being convoluted? It's all over the flamin shop. The shop is aflame. That's for sure.

In other news, this is your last chance to pick up 3rd generation Colonel Failure merch. I'm working with a new partner who have promised me that their Colonel Failure merch will be the greatest Colonel Failure merch ever seen in the world. This might be in part due to me signing an exclusivity deal with them for a year, but they have high hopes. I have high hopes. I want Colonel Failure Hotsauce. Extra hotness! Muy picante! 

Anything else?

No, I think that's quite enough.

Have it!

-CF