Battle Plan with Eagle Eyes Action : 15 October 2019 (Patreon)

Once in a while I shake the Etch-a-Sketch™ of fate and scribble out a new direction for my video flinging antics. This week is just such a week and I am currently twiddling the magnetic dials of destiny in a bid to stake a claim to a bold prosperous future of entertainment and... I don't know, something else that sounds good.

As I stare into the predestination Spirograph™ there are several things that are a certainty. The future has cloudy skies and this is rendering precise divination challenging at the moment, but you care not for such caveats and backside covering. You can about everything from stone cold and inevitably incorrect expectations and flimsy possible directions for further expansion of video missives.

What? You want this in plain English. Fine.

Me change videos soon. Not sure when soon. Me make reference to childhood toys from 1970s.

So what's coming up? Transport Fever Zwei, Cities: Skylines, Planet Zoo (trust me, I have an angle), Soviet Republic... pretty sure there was something else too. No idea. Something else too! I bet you're looking forward to that.

Meanwhile, Founders Fortune is going to wrap up this week. Watch Wednesday's episode if you ignore all the rest. Wednesday's episode is The Good Stuff. Transport Fever Peninsula has run out of rail, driven off a cliff and exploded at the bottom of the ravine. The first casualty of mods going walkabout from the Steam Workshop is not innocence, it is in fact well regarded video series. I have therefore taken the executive decision to not try the map for a third time (it's an excellent, beautiful and and challenging map, even if I say so myself) although it will return in Transport Fever The Second.

There's more, but I don't want you to feel overwhelmed. Here, then is some hot new plastic goodness for the week:

• Tue: Founders Fortune
• Wed: Founders Fortune
• Thu: Transport Fever, Fix It With Failure
• Fri: Train Sim World
• Sat: Founders Fortune
• Sun: Minecraft. Yes, Minecraft. It's fine. It's quite popular with people.
• Mon: Transport Fever, Fix It With Failure

Minecraft is the new server-based adventure for Fail Brigade and it's loosely themed on the Crystal Maze (outside the UK? Google it). You can join in the fun right now by joining the club either by hitting "Join" here on YouTube, or by heading to http://patreon.com/colonelfailure and backing the channel for $1 per month or more. 

That'll do you. There's a new merch store coming soon. With new merch. In a store. Just in time for the all important "what will I buy my wife?" shopping season. Buy here a Colonel Failure Hoodie. It'll make you feel all kinds of conflicting things which may just inject a frisson of excitement back into your relationship. It could also go quite badly. I do not guarantee any frissons experienced will be positive.

-CF