The Battle Plan 10 December 2019 (Patreon)

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Before embarking on what will be a somewhat predictable schedule for the week how'd you like a free copy of the Transport Fever 2 there? Yes, you have to go to the Twitter to participate, but it'll be okay, I'm upbeat and jovial and very rarely try to flog you anything at all. Head over there now, I'll wait. https://twitter.com/cnlfailure/status/1204370051048071168 

Done? Good fortune to you, space adventurer, now stay awhile and listen.

It's Transport Fever 2 launch week and those japery-filled lads and lasses at the Urban Games have coerced both myself and Mr Skye Storme to stream live video action to the Transport Fever 2 Steam page for the whole day! Goodness me! Two narcissistic video entertainers for the price of one! And the one didn't cost anything! How very exciting! I've now used up all my exclamation marks! 

What I don't know right now is:

A: what time we start

B: what time we finish

C: how to stream on Steam

So it should go well. Be sure to tune in. If you can be bothered or if you're at work.

Have some schedule, for all the good it will do.

• T: Transport Fever 2
• W: Streaming Transport Fever 2 and Transport Fever 2
• T: Transport Fever 2
• F: Transport Feve
• S: Transpor
• S: Tran
• M: Tr

I'll have something else as well next week. I'll still be all Transport Fever 2 all the time, but let's turn the dial up on some other things. Not sure what it'll be yet, probably a couple of episodes of the Soviet Republic and another fruitless Baseball innings with the Bulldozer Power there.

For those of you attempting to purchase Colonel Failure Executive Merchandise for a Friend Or Loved One™ I am currently making pointed comments with regard to the lack of man-sized gentleman's tshirts. Apparently someone bought them all. Get them a Get Back To Work poster instead. They'll like that. It may even motivate them to do that thing you told them to do and they said they'd do six months ago. Pretty sure I still have posters in stock. If not I shall make further, increasingly pointed remarks to the suppliers of my merchandise, implying heavily that maybe the Holiday Gifting Season™ is not the best time to run out of clobber.

Colonel to transport room, one to beam up.

-CF