Battle Plan 3 June 2020 (Patreon)

We all crave something reliable, something we can depend on, something that won't let you down in a crisis.

I don't have one of those, so here's the schedule. It is a schedule with an absence of surprises, but with some tried and true loveliness that many of you will enjoy. Those of you who don't enjoy it are welcome to leave the room and find something else to enjoy. Those of you who only enjoy part of it and actively do not enjoy other parts of it are welcome to turn their head away during those antithesis of enjoyment moments, then dial back in when the good stuff rolls in.

For everyone this doesn't cover, rejoice! You love all of it!

• Wed: Derail Valley, an episode proving several commenters wrong (there is gloating)
• Thu: Transport Fever 2, the continued escape from the Canyon
• Fri: Soviet Republic, actually building some stuff this time
• Sat: Bannerlord LIVE, herself refers to this as "soap opera for boys". THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS.
• Sun: Baseball game 4, ego to 35 this time
• Sun: Rimworld (backer exclusive), still waiting for it to all go horribly wrong

On the subject of Baseball, here are the current ELECTROSPORTS LEAGUE OF FANTASY standings:

• #1 Johnny F (37 pts)
• #2 Jack S (36 pts)
• =3 Vaguely Baffled (35 pts)
• =3 Eldarad (35 pts)
• =5 [four owners] (34 pts)

The highest earning players to date:

• Ulysses Failure (16)
• Papal Event-Horizon (15)
• Jemima Hertz (15)
• Jesse Flail (14)
• Rocket Bobby (13)
• Ernesto Luis Escobar (13)
• Wilf Jerk (13)
• Jerp Cortex (12)

ELECTROSPORTS FOOTBALL (not OTHER FOOTBALL or SOUTHERN FOOTBALL) will be added before the next draft, so that worthless player you have right now may suddenly leap in value. Basketball is still in development.

Right now there are several (most of you) giving me a "huh?" style expression. I'm not surprised. The ESLoF has just been launched with 50 members signed up. More information will be forthcoming, however what you need to know right now is that it's fantasy sports taken to a new dimension with the Circus of the Mighty as the players in question.

Also, it'll be appearing in the ELECTROSPORTS SUNDAY NEWS DESK (title pending) from July onwards. So you can get bored of hearing about it then. Or now. I don't mind which.

Swing and a hit!

-CF