Battle Plan 8 February 2021 (Patreon)

"Good morning viewers.   

Later we have an interview with Denise Niceoldlady who'll be showing us her collection of ornamental teapots. She'll be giving some excellent advice for beginners who want to get into the world of completely redundant decorative liquid storage devices. I can't wait for that. Nick? "

"I agree, Debbie. That sounds like an indispensable segment that it sure to appeal to the middle income 45-54 demographic with gusto. Before that, Wilf Barmpot will show us just what you can do with those old towels you have lying around the house. "

"Burn them, Nick? "

"Maybe so, Debbie, we'll just have to wait and see what madcap scheme Wilf has for us this week. First though, we catch up with The Colonel Failure and the weather. "

"Thanks, Nick. Here's the area forecast for the next seven days. Before that we should mention the expected Volcanoids that were forecast next week appear to have dropped off the chart entirely, which is a shame. We'll keep an eye open for their reappearance, but the long range forecast doesn't make it look likely. Let's get into this week.  

On Monday, expect light gusts of a new series from the west.

Tuesday is much the same as those light gusts continue. After Tuesday we don't expect similar weather until next week.  

Wednesday sees a freak weather occurrence for one day only. Those who regularly use trains should pay close attention.  

Moving onto Thursday and we'll have the start of Cities Skylines. Not sure that's weather but it's what's written on the autocue.  

Then on Friday we'll be back to Train Sim World 2. Starting slowly, then falling off throughout the day.  

Saturday is a great day to go out and enjoy some live music with Kiki Tyrant and the Budget Stellas.  

Rounding off the week on Sunday, it'll be ideal weather for a game of baseball. So grab your balls and your bat and head on over to the stadium when the invitation goes out. "

"That's just great, The Colonel. Now, I saw a tweet earlier from Terry I Onlywatchtransportfever who's been asking if there's any sign of Transport Fever in the next few weeks. "

"There sure is, Debbie. We're expecting a Transport Fever front to arrive by the middle of the month and then stick with us for a while, which is nice."

"Great! I'll be sure to pack my swimsuit."

 -CF