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Set condition one throughout the ship!

Erm.

What is it?

Captain, apparently you need to grant me permission to change the condition number.

You have my permission. Get on with it.

No captain, it's something you have to do at your end. Do you see a gear-looking button on your armrest?

I see a speaker thing.

Below that.

Windows defender?

Below that.

Avast.

Below that.

21:25

That's the clock. Is there a...

...oh here it is. Do I want to update to the latest drivers?

You probably do, but not right now.

Do I want the Ask Jeeves search bar?

NO. 

Should I untick it?

Yes, immediately. Captain, never install a search bar.

Okay, what's this button with a calendar on it?

Don't push that it launches the...

Welcome to the somewhat-later-than-usual schedule for the week. It's an exciting schedule with all-new stuff I'm not sure how long will stick around. I mean, I know how long some of it will stick around but not all of it, so that's pretty cool. Because I'm late to the party and there isn't a video today (I'm still editing it) I'll give you two weeks for the price of one, complete with any uncertainties that may exist.

  • Wed: STAR DYNASTIES. It's brrrraaaaand new. Would have been done today but I decided to edit all the character and planet names. It was worth it.
  • Thu: STAR DYNASTIES. Now, I think this might only be for those invested in the Dozerverse but we'll give it 4 episodes and see what shakes loose.
  • Fri: Two episodes of a game I'm not allowed to tell you I'm allowed to record until I record it on Friday.
  • Sat: Another two episodes of the same game. I'm not allowed to record any more than that until later on, so that'll be it for now.
  • Sun: Rising Star 2 (a day later this week to accommodate Mystery Game), yes and Baseball, yes and Dyson Sphere.
  • Mon: STAR DYNASTIES. No idea why this is in caps.
  • Tue: STAR DYNASTIES and Battle Plan Update in case it's all wrong at that point.
  • Wed: If STAR DYNASTIES is entertaining enough people (let's say 4k views of part 2) that's what it'll be. Otherwise it'll be another randogame in a one-off.
  • Thu: Same rule as Wednesday.
  • Fri: Transport Fever new series. This will be rapid fire if STAR DYNASTIES is failing to find its mark. It will be weekly otherwise.
  • Sat: Rising Star (which is the best thing I'm making right now, it's Rad (pope))
  • Sun: The Baseball, The Dyson Sphere

Now, hit restart and those settings should work fine. Yes, you should save your work before shutting down.


-CF

Comments

MadCat256

I'm the only IT guy at my current employer. This is a depressingly accurate summary of a user interaction.

Demolished Man

2.1k views after 13 hours. Hmmm. I clicked out before Jeff so may have rewatch/listen