'Tall, Thin and Faceless' - Anonymous (Patreon)

A well-tailored suit… a simple American family… and an ancient entity from the dark heart of the forest. 

It’s about damn time I narrated a tale about this legendary entity, but I was awaiting an occasion to arise and I wanted to do a Slender Man tale justice with my performance. 

With his new film hitting theatres and a little more experience under my belt, I thought now’s the perfect time to welcome this eldritch nightmare into my dark corner of the woods. 

I hope you all enjoy tonight’s thrilling tale of the towering terror that is the Slender Man.