New one-shot freebie story: Karen In Equestria (For About Ten Minutes) (Patreon)

So it's a short month and I'm starting on a freebie.  Clearly February has inspired me to intelligent pacing on my posts.  

(I have a slight cold today and wanted to hold off on Cerea until tomorrow, when I'll hopefully feel healthier.  And yes, this means I'm going for DELWMG next.)

And why this?  I said it directly in the long description:  this story has no purpose in existing beyond my wanting to kill a Karen.  (I just said it in spoiler text, because this thing is going to be a downvote magnet as-is.)  Fictional murders don't put you behind bars for life and can therefore be a lovely release valve for stress.  No real Karens died in the writing of this story and for that, there's only one term which applies:  'Pity..."

Then again, I'm just about guaranteed to have one conniption fit in the comments section.  Maybe someone will choke on their own internal froth.

Only 3200 words on this one, and thus the pledge freebie status.  (Anyone who wishes to may leave a Ko-Fi tip at their own discretion.)  Besides, this one was never going to reach the minimum line to begin with.

The sisters barely got through a few minutes.  How do you expect me to spend five thousand words with her?