New one-shot story: The Utterly Predictable Collapse Of The Legally-Distinct-From-Amazon 'Dash' Button (Patreon)

Some plot bunnies need a few years to mature.

I had this idea five years ago.  And with the announcement that the system in question was officially being shut down, came Inspiration.  Everything slammed together over the course of a few days, and once that happened...  yes, I pushed Anchor Foal back a bit, because freshly-mature plot bunnies can also need room to run.  Also, we're about to get into what may be some fairly intense material with the ongoing stories and taking a pause for some old-fashioned Random Dark Comedy was meant to clear the hopper for all which comes next.

And at 9300 words, on this of all topics...  well, there is a very real reason why that title reads exactly as it does.  Repeat after me, kids:  'parody is protected speech'.  And this is openly meant as parody.  I'm sure anyone reading the story will recognize that, and it won't affect my shipping times at all.

At.  All.

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...it's not as if I order that much anyway...

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...hey, would this be a good time to start my anonymous Wish List?  

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...you're probably right.  I should at least wait until tomorrow.