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Local news reports a heist at a local bakery hasn’t gone according to plan, following the prompt arrival of Officer Perk.

The officer was seen leaving the establishment, but with no custodies in tow. Witness reports say the officer was sporting a very large belly which strained against the buttons of his uniform.

The baker themselves has also been unavailable for questioning after going missing following the events.

We’ll continue to keep you posted on this story as it develops.

(Vore Vid)