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CANON or AU??! 😥 (OCs) (Patreon)

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2024-02-13 18:33:55
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No matter how this may appear or what this means, it simply doesn't make sense. It's unimaginable that something like this is happening before our eyes...

Elizabeth and Nara working together again?! Giving Lionel a DOUBLE BLOWJOB (again)?! And they seem a bit more... 'intimate' in this unusual action! I begin to wonder if this is really some kind of special training or pure sorcery to deceive us! Is this part of the canon or is it an AU!? Is it canon?! Is it AU?! WHAT IS THIS??! 🫣🫣🫣💦

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING?!

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Hill

I'm going to say AU. I cannot begin to come up with any explanation for this 😵‍💫

LuciusStar

The prophecy has been fortold. You’ll never escape the clutches of fate.💀🫠

ven28

Canon, AU….CAUNON? 😂

Dragon

Hm...tough call

Hill
>>129590217

Okay. I like a challenge. 1) They could've gotten drunk. 2) Magic exists; therefore, potions also exist. So possible potion-related incident. 3) This could be a dream. God knows who's. 4) Or, by some miracle, Liz and Nara have found some way to get along, and Lionel is reaping the benefits. 5) We also know alchemy exists. So these two could be homunculi and are not the real Liz and Nara. It's all a trick.

Taz

Whatever is happening, all I know is I want it to continue.

khartemis
>>129590217

All viable options! 1) Nara get drunk very easily (weak to alcohol) 2) Hard to happen, as potions in this universe don't change mentally people. But who knows. 3) A dream?? Hmm, maybe! From who, huh? 4) Perhaps, perhaps, hard, but possible!

Ryan Connell
>>129593179

Hey, Don't Look at me, Dude, I've been Reading So Many Crossover FanFictions, I don't even Know what Canon Is Anymore.

ScribeOfS

Lionel: *Staring off into the distance.* Samane: Hey Lionel! *Sits down.* You okay? Lionel: No, no I'm not Samane. I'm...lost. Samane: What happened? Lionel: Elizabeth and Nara were fighting...and then they started ripping there clothes off...and then started making out...and then they pulled my clothes off. Samane: Wow. Lionel: And now...I don't know anything anymore. Samane: Because you had a threesome with your girlfriend and her rival? Lionel: No, because five minutes after we finished they immediately went back to fighting each other. Nara: BITCH! Elizabeth: WHORE!

Dick Kickem

One of the other girls became a futa

Taz
>>129591507

You’re right! Not sure what I was thinking.

Hill
>>129590217

He couldn't risk letting the secret slip. I knew I was onto something 🕵️

Hill
>>129599421

Samane: Random question. How long were they arguing before the clothes went flying? Lionel: Around 5 minutes. Samane: And how long have they been arguing for now? Lionel: Almost 3 minutes now. Samane: Hey Li? Can you do me a favour and move over there? *Points at the furthest corner of the room* Lionel: Why? Samane: Just testing something.

Amusement Smith

This can only be explained by a AU version of yourself named Khapollo.

Hill
>>129590217

Since there's alchemy, someone may have made homunculi of Liz and Nara. So what we're seeing aren't them. It's all a trick.