“Submitted for Your Disapproval…” (Patreon)

<Danny Elfman score swells>

♩Seeeee-CREEEEE-tioooons! ♫

<the high-pitched, mocking laugh of the Cryptkeeper echoes all around>

Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!

<Rod Serling’s deep, iconic voice drifts into your ears>

There is a sixty-ninth dimension, beyond that which is known to manhood. It is a dimension as tight as crotch-space and as timeless as a multiple orgasm. It is the middle ground, like a taint or a cleavage, between sluttiness and self-pleasuring, lying at the tip of a woman’s clit and beneath c2the frenulum of a man’s phallus.

This is the dimension of invagination...A land of wet cavities and sticky substances...It is a place we call…THE TRACYVERSE ZONE!

<the Cryptkeeper rises from his dusty coffin, and his maniacal laughter once again fills the foggy air>

Greetings, boils and ghouls!Are you ready for a tale of body snatchers and grave misunderstandings?An extraterrestrial frightmare?Some close encounters of the cursed kind?Oh, fright this way, then...Tonight’s destination: a tower in Manhattan. Its residents: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. Its security: state of the art. Its newest houseguest: not quite herself.

Welcome to THE SKRULLS’ STARK TOWER OF WHORERROR!

We’ve prepared a little invasion of privacy for you, my Scream-Believers!INVASIVE SECRETIONS finds Queen Veranke comfortably installed behind Spider-Woman’s mask, advancing her sacred conquest while the Avengers admire the disguise. They’ve welcomed her with open arms. How thoughtful of them to spare the enemy the trouble of breaking in!

But Mary Jane Watson keeps interrupting Her Alien Majesty’s arrangements. Red thinks she’s dealing with an inconsiderate houseguest, while the queen considers her a nuisance in need of a nasty ending.

And you know how these little horror stories tend to treat those…

Penned by the clawed hands of Tracy Scops and Blackhood9043, with fiendish artwork by X-Geek.

<the Cryptkeeper slips on a pair of oversized tinted aviators>

Coming to haunt your reading list later this month!Until then...Hex-celsior!