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Maybe I'll repeat this gag from the first issue for Gwenpool #2 with new jokesHow about you suggesting some witty comicwise one-liners for her funny panties?Also, they're really small and tight, so...Remember to keep it 'brief'.(ba-dum-tish!)

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Dennis King

Spidey filled these with his 'webfluid'

Scratch

How about "Public POOL" or "Public POOL now open"

Scratch

Humm I realised that previous comment may not have been comicbookie enough .. how about "I had a Fantastic Foursome." or "Hydro-Man. Gets me wet"

Evan Allen

How about something like "Hotter than the Human Torch" , "More Toys than Iron Man", "Property of Green Goblin" "I Make Nitro Explode" "I Rode Ghost Rider"

Hentai Borg

I slept with the juggernaut. Twice.

David Ellis

"Wendigo, Gwendycum" or "I've seen Beta Ray Bill's O-Face (Now you can't unsee it)" or "I started an X-Orgy"

Jack Charlotte

"Please SNIKT here" or "Pelvic Sorcery Zone"

Vincent Paul Bartilucci

"I've been Iron Fisted!" " MUFF SAID!" "I joined The Headmen .. and was sorely disappointed!" "Uncle Ben had a lumpy lap!" "OOOPs! I Vishanti-ed my panties!" "Masturbated with the Wand of Watoomb .. Destroyed reality ..." "That's Super Soldier 'Serum' running down my leg!" "Whosoever grabs these panties, if he be horny ..." "Wait ... I thought Sandman was goth ... "

Quwykxz

An arrow pointing down, with the words "Hulk Smashed"; *Heart* "Jean Grey read my mind" *Heart* (or, alternatively, Emma Frost or Prof. X); "Cyclops put his one-eye here"; "Captain America threw his mighty sperm here"; A bare ass with the words *Black Cat stole my panties" written on the skin; "Black Cat made me purr" (or Tigra); "Black Cat's pussy" (or Tigra's); "Spider-Man's most Amazing Friend"; (written on the back of the panties) "Avengers ASSemble!"; "Namor likes it wet", or "Namor's into water-sports" (or Namorita); "Thor hammered me"; a target/bullseye with the words "Hawkeye shot here"; "Storm gets me wet"; "Phoenix makes me hot"; "Got clobbered by The Thing"; "I made The Thing hard"; "Mr. Fantastic is just O.K."; "Magneto is attracted to this"; "Hot enough to melt Iceman"; "Better than Aunt May's wheatcakes"; "This puts a spell on Scarlet Witch"; "The Beast likes it furry"; "I took Archangel to Heaven";

Monday 2 Friday

Gets web-heads to thwip their web-fluids!

Vincent Paul Bartilucci

Just thought of a few more, "IMPERIUS SEX!!" "Wear me like the Infinity Gauntlet!" "Laughed at Mr. Fish ... Got a red snapper ... "

Scratch

Some great ones . XD I had actually thought some of the same ^^

Scratch

Damn you beat me to Imperius Sex! XD

Haematite

even better "I Exhausted Juggeraut, so much for unstoppable"

BEST MULT CLUB

Great idea! Keep !!)) Good luck!!! ;) ♥♥♥♥♥

Hivedragon

Uhm.... Oh I know: Spidey webbed me

Dennis King

X-23 SNIKT me down here...... And I loved it.

Caleb

I'm reading your thought balloon.

Dennis King

I make Emma Frost DIAMOND hard

jmy25

"I got staked by Blade" "Positive Zone" "Annihilate This" "Wearing Zeus's Beard" "Two may enter, none may leave" "Rogue can touch this anytime" "Hammerhead isn't just flat on top" "Speedballed" "Quake this fault line" "Who needs a S.H.I.E.L.D. when I'm on the pill" "Kneel before me, Zod" "This Monster has been Unleashed" "M.O.D.O.K.'s new base"

Vincent Paul Bartilucci

"The Ultimate Satisfier" "J.J.J.J.J. J. Jonah Jameson Jizz Junkie" MARVEL TWO-IN-ONE. Good comic. Great Saturday night." "Lookin' for some MARVEL TRIPL ACTION" Spitroasted by Quicksilver. Yes, he's that fast." "Smooth like Silver Surfer" "Me fuck Daredevil? I just can't see it..." "Are they panties ... or are they the Impossible Man?" "Visited the Savage Land. Got Zabu-screwed." "I'm Thor! Mutht be too much thex." "Mr. Hyde? More like Mr. Hyde-The-Salami." "Hydra Groupie. (Two more? But I just sucked that one off...)" "Warning: May contain Stan Lee cameo." "With great beauty comes great depravity ..." "When I retcon this, I'll make you bigger." "Participated in crossover. Got bat-poled."