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So this is a spoof I wrote to SirD when I was bored and for no particular reason. 

When the world is threatened by the evil Rita Impulsa, Beta-5 wakes up his slumbering master Zordong! 

Zordong: "Beta-5! The world is in danger. Find me five children with attitude!"

Beta-5: "Children!? Shouldn't we get military trained fighters with extensive tactical knowledge and combat experience?"

Beta-5: "Not to mention the legal issues regarding child labor..."

Zordong: "You make a valid point, Beta-5! Let's settle somewhere in the middle." 

Zordong: "Find me five teenagers with attitude!" 

Zordong: "Oh, and, um, make sure they're all female. And hot."  

Beta-5: "Wait, what? Why all females?"  

Zordong: "Hm? Oh, no reason."

Meanwhile, somewhere in the far outer reaches of space, Rita Impulsa gets ready to make her first attack.  

Swoldar: "Rita, it looks like Zordong is forming a team. What should we do?"  

Rita Impulsa: "Send in the Smutty Patrol!"  

Swoldar: "But Rita, the Smutty Patrol is extremely weak. They'll be easily defeated by the Rangers!" 

Swoldar: "Are you sure you don't want to think this over some more? This decisions seems awfully--"  

Rita Impulsa: "Don't say it!"  

Swoldar: "... Impulsive."

So do you guys want a Ranger's Render or something else? 

Render will take place live on my Discord this coming Monday on the 1st. Let me know what you guys would like to see!