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SD 487 - Secrets Aren't Lies (Patreon)

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2026-04-01 23:25:54
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2026-10

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Hello Seekers!

Ben here, reporting from LA. Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss us keeping secrets from each other, our inability to drive, and giving Jacques a hair cut. Plus we read through a selection of submissions to The Ethicist.

Intro & Outro–Supermerk2, Que Calor

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Richard Cochnar

Dear God, please protect all of Ben’s friends from his heinous pranks on this, most holiest of days.

Savannah

Welcome to California, Divas!

The Etymology of Nonsense

Looking forward to the show Friday! If you get the chance, check out Crossroads Kitchen. Very delicious and healthy vegan food best enjoyed family style.

ploob

Just buy a couple outfits in LA Ben.

Andrew Davis

Remake Entourage but Jeremy Piven is Jacques' manager.

Zoey glass

After these Ethel Cain pics can the next episode be called lil gock on the prairie

seb

Ben you will love lazy acres, closest good grocery store to beachwood. also hyperlocal rec—go walk the stair streets towards the top of beachwood canyon, great workout and great views

Boop

lol my mom said herniated disk to justify her drug use too……

Treacherous Bussy

Ben PLEASE go to West Hollywood and fuck with the gay street interviewers they are so annoying

Laurel

Seconds in, and the flight simulator convo is SENDING me, I can’t stop cackling!!!

Dongo

poor Jacques :( I hope your tummy feels better

V

10/10 episode I ugly cackled so many times

Dongo

Criticism is not abuse, and secrets are not lies!!!

brady

Go down to Baja

naomi

idk what it is about weed but i started freaking out when i smoked so i quit, then i called my mom a few weeks later and found out she and my whole weed smokin ass family all quit because they were freaking out every time too. weird shit

Dongo

Ever since it got legalized they’ve been making it stronger and less chill and more addictive because crack is the only business model American businesses understand lol

Shiv

I just got to the Title line good stuff

Shiv

“STOP. STOP HITTING GLASSES WITH SPOONS. They’re gonna break. And you’re gonna be dancing on glass again.”

John Atherton

welcome to la! coincidentally you’re not staying too far where gay guys have (had?) giant beach parties at will rogers state beach. next to the pride flag lifeguard towers lol

Freya

not checking a bag for flights is based on

Kelley

Dementia caretaker wife might be the most upsetting ethicist yet

Freya

house moms are actually super common in strip clubs all over the US Jacques knows the stripper tea

taejo-pom

Man I can’t think of a place to have less fun and more problems than LA

taejo-pom

Brentwood and Eagle rock are TWO hours away from each other!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!

The Jacques Vault

You always got something to say Guy, keep coming back

David Browm

Acute herniated disc means a disc that’s kinda small and safe and pleasant to look at

Gallo Altanero

Eagle Rock welcome home :) but whoever said go to Baja true. But then go further it’s a long beautiful coastline. And there is a boat to Sinaloa.

Ksizzle

So where are you BASED?? 🤨🔪

Ksizzle

Lmao “Rkelly was never charged with beating women” 😂 The guy trapping underage women in a sex cult? Feel like i don’t need a judge to make an assumption on whether or not he hit them

Bucket hat

Things white people say

Bucket hat

I want a packing for LA vlog from Jacques. I can only imagine what he’s bringing with him.

Mork

There needs to be an ethicist article compilation

Big Dylan

I totally believe you about Ben pushing you into that puddle Jacques. Ben is clearly lying and covering up that he's jealous of how hot and famous you are! You should reward yourself for your hard work this episode by having a big delicious meal and as many dabs as you can take.

Jake

Just found out my old roommate has been plagiarising my art and getting exhibitions and awards from it so it was extremely cathartic hearing Ben go psycho on his copycat

lunchables

Ben you should listen to this dj called hellotones “el hijo de Puebla York” his cumbia mixes are incredible

nothanks

Regarding the immitation podcast do you think he asked where ur based because they had some kind of legal angle and wanted to know 1) what podcast network are you associated with, or 2) what state is the podcast's llc registered?

b bordeaux

i’m like 80% sure that LA gay was threatening you with a lawsuit lol

Holly

It's gonna be just like the satc episodes where the girls go to LA

Emilia

God Jacques is so real. We aren’t even friends if I don’t know every single detail of your life and if you didn’t disclose something you’re actively lying to me❤️

Biglacheese

“Not telling your friend something is a secret”

R P

wait… the 7 months Jacques said he was sober and off weed at age 18, was that when he was in jail? 😅

Maggie

Omg SD in LA!! I was born and raised here. Still haven’t found a fun bar. Let the people know if you make progress in that area

owen

I think you're thinking of the Violent Femmes re: Gilmore Girls, Hesse 🤓

taejo-pom

Ok it’s BEACHwood canyon not Brentwood I was concerned for Ben

Vera

There's a Grey's Episode where the hospital is held under cyber hostage for ransom. And a new intern who is a trans guy saves the day but not before revealing he is legally not allowed to use computers for hacking anymore because he hacked into federal data bases to change his records to his new name and gender

naplanx

HAHAHAHAHA Ben you are being so crazy he was legit just asking where you are from

chorchy

spelling Jacques' email ye very fun

chorchy

i think he was trying to hook up tbh

Zac Baddie

Ben Paranoiamogged Jacques

Tracy

Woman with thick frizzy hair and will use body lotion under duress

The Jacques Vault

Its spelled yayveryfun@gmail.com for booking me serious inquiries only

Tyler S

Wow the greys anatomy gun in vagina episode is real

Stim Scrounger

I love how Jacques keeps calling him Kash Patelli lmao

Bridget

Ben he was asking where you’re based to serve you a cease and desist probably

Arsha😸

I have a personal relationship with Cosby