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Ben has Morgellons, and we give Jacques a very special personality test with some shocking results!

Intro Song: Roberto Ferrante - Come On Closer

Outro Song: SOPHIE - Nothing Left To Say (Hesse's I'm Sorry Patreon Please Don't Take It Down Again Remix)

(also contains excerpts of Wagner's Tristan Und Isolde)

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Desi

This is over a year old but 1. jacques please let me produce your play 2. whenever I do the “it’s my birthday month” bit my friends wanna jump me

owen

old ep, but you guys have heard the Sfire singles right?

Oyster Wallace

longmont potion castle fucking rules thank you jacques

Benjamin Francis

I love the Patreon Exclusive Music Remixes! SOPHIE!! <3

woof dog

roberto ferrante is back!!!!

woof dog

BAY BEEEEE COME RIGHT NOW

Ryan Lazarus

y'all this is a limited time offer for AIDs, get it while it's hot

Nicolas

🕵️Maison Morgellons works a little too well because the signature of Margiela is that white thread stitching... Did you guys uncover yet another secret connection?

Nicolas

That shirt would be FIIIIREEEE

Nicolas

Ok. Living for the opera edit. 👌

Hesse Deni

The story behind this song is really funny. Ferrante wrote it when he was 17 and needed a vocalist so he went to the nearest American GI bar on the South Italian coast and asked literally the first black guy he saw in there, who’s name was Douglas Roop, if he would record vocals for him. Roop was nervous and got blackout drunk before recording, improvised every single word, and got it in two takes lol. He was uncredited for like over a decade bc Ferrante forgot his name and Roop was so drunk he forgot he even did it

No1BASICCHANNELFAN

If Jacques I’d 78% Fascist & I think they are cool what does that make me?? I didn’t think I was fascist but I’ve been wrong before!! Oh well have a good weekend..

woof dog

god imagine if they recorded more drunk italo disco together...

woof dog

iml istening to the 2020 remaster right now & it has an insane amount of saturation/distortion lmao. I kinda like it

Katie

Looking at the Chlotrudis Board of Directors on the site is just a collection of the cringiest people from post-screening Q & As

Christopher

poz myself !! limited time offer Sending social services

Nicolas

Cheers to that

Oyster Wallace

Prospective art student gets rejected and throws BPD tantrum involving as many people as possible

★☆★☆★

Oh duh it’s the fucking Neon Indian song. Literally bugged me all day yesterday

Chris Ryan

Hi Chris and Ryan. This is kind of weird isn’t it

jugsdotgov

Omg I screamed BRYAN BOY as soon as you mentioned his stories about nuking Russia, they are so incredibly intense

jugsdotgov

25 ig stories picking a bag at Hermes and then 8 pointing to the bodies on the street in Bucha, then straight back to Hermes

Nicolas

Once a tard always a tard

Nicolas

He did slay the fashion game while at it though

David

Ben I sent you David Duke’s phone number. twitter DM from @faggydave_

Gavin Anderson

When will the live episode be released?

Katie

Hesse mentioned Chlotrudis (some goofy film org) giving some acting award to Ezra Miller 🙃

Nicolas

The outro remix is so fiireeee... I want the whole thing