Peaches & Cream 2: Revamped (Patreon)

Am I in any condition to drive? Edd asked himself, his usual sense of worry returning. I only had one alcoholic drink but I've also never ha

Am I in any condition to drive? Edd asked himself, his usual sense of worry returning. I only had one alcoholic drink but I've also never had any form of alcohol in my system before. He thought as he tried to estimate his tolerance. He didn't feel inebriated but maybe this was how all drunk drivers felt before an accident started. All it took was one act of carelessness to end a life.

As he continued to worry, he never realized that he wasn't alone. Not until it was too late and Double D felt a force slam into the back of his head causing him to slouch over his car.

"You should have chosen another dancer, Dork!" A voice snarled.

Double D partly noted that the voice sounded familiar but couldn't dwell on it. He turned around just in time to receive a fist to the side of his face that knocked him back into his splayed position. Still, he had caught enough of a glimpse of who the fist belonged to.

Well that's one more thing that has changed. Double D thought to himself. Kevin hits harder than he used to.

"Hey!" A voice shouted in the distance.

Edd's assailant turned to the voice and cursed. The attacker turned back to look at Edd and froze. Edd had managed to get close to Kevin, too close. He drove a knee into the groin of his attacker. The high pitched gasp confirmed that the blow had landed home. As Kevin began to fall to his knees, while holding his testicles, Edd drove his fist into his attackers nose. Maybe it was a decent combo or maybe Edd hit harder then he realized or maybe it was that Kevin had one drink too many. Either way, Kevin fell to the ground and didn't get back up.

Edd turned to see who had distracted Kevin so that he could give them his thanks. Any words he had died in his throat when he saw her. It was Marie, though in a less revealing attire. The Kanker had made her way over and was staring at the downed Kevin in honest shock.

"I can't believe you just dropped Kevin." Marie stated in disbelief. "Since when could our local bookworm fight?"

Edd didn't answer immediately, he took a moment to get his breathing in order and slow down his heart. As he calmed himself a throbbing in his face and hand became noticeable. He flexed his hands and gave his knuckles a once over. There didn't seemed to be any serious damage though his knuckles had a small cut. No doubt it came from one of Kevin's teeth.

"One late night, while returning to my dorm I was assaulted and robbed." Edd answered with a frown of the memory of that night. "I was unharmed and the criminal was caught but it happened. So I joined a self-defense course."

"So now you're some kinda blackbelt?"

"Oh heavens, no." Edd almost chuckled at the notion. "I've only had a few lessons and took what most would call cheap shots." He explained with a shrug. "Not a popular or respectable thing to many but I'll be going home mostly undamaged and retaining all of my items. Kevin, will be in a cell."

Marie nodded in understanding, a fight was a fight and she had been in plenty of those. Use what you can to make sure you win, it was the only way to ensure that you did.

Childhood acquaintance or not, that wouldn't stop Double D from calling the police. He had dealt with plenty of assaults from Kevin in the past as children and while those could have been justified do to his association with Eddy, this was unprovoked.

Marie stayed with Edd until the police arrived which the young man was grateful for. He didn't want to risk another confrontation with Kevin if he awoke or someone from an outside party. Though he wished she didn't just stand there staring away from him. For some reason her silence made him very uncomfortable. Thankfully, Kevin remained on the ground the whole time only groaning every so often.

The police arrived and took the report, it was a pretty straight forward situation. Kevin would be charged with assault and battery as well as underage drinking. Eighteen wasn't twenty-one. Something that he apparently had a record for seeing as this wasn't his first offense.

Edd watched the squad car as it drove into the distance before turning to the silent Kanker. There was one thought on his mind that he couldn't pass up due to basic manners.

"Thank you, Marie." Edd stated, getting her attention. "If it weren't for you then Kevin wouldn't have been distracted and I wouldn't have had the chance to strike." Edd elaborated. "I hate to imagine how much damage he would have done to me, especially with alcohol dulling his sense of reason."

Marie was silent for a moment, giving Edd a long look. The stare was making him sweat more than it should have but that was the affect the middle Kanker had on him.

"Can I get a ride home?" Marie suddenly asked.

"O-Of course." Edd answered. "Where shall I be taking you?"

"The Trailer Park."

Being the gentleman that he was, Edd opened the car door for Marie to enter.

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Double D thought that driving with Marie would be awkward and terrifying and he had been correct. The Kanker had kept her eye trained on him for a solid five minutes but said absolutely nothing. He didn't know what to say so he just held onto the steering wheel and hoped for the best.

"So, how was your dance?" Marie finally asked.

"W-What?"

"Your dance with Nazz."

There it was, Marie's jealousy was rearing its ugly head again. This never ended well and now he was all alone with her. Edd peaked at her out of the corner of his eyes and paled. Marie gave him that predatory smirk that he was used to seeing on her but something about it was different. It was less playful and more aggressive than he was used to.

"It was..." He paused in search of a word that would anger her the least but nothing came to mind.

"Nazz is pretty popular." Marie stated. "At least six private dances a night."

Double D nearly slammed his foot on the gas in shock when he felt Marie's hand cup his groin. She hadn't been too gentle in doing so, giving him a good squeeze in the process.

"M-Marie, what are you-!?" He began desperately but she cut him off by pointing to to road with her free hand.

"You should keep your eyes on the road." Marie advised without removing her hand.

Marie continued to fondle Edd's groin until she got her desired reaction. An erection. The sudden stimulation mixed with his pounding heart meant that there was no way he could have controlled it.

"Strip clubs are so good at getting you hot and bothered." Marie teased as she fondled him. "But they just don't finish the job. They leave a decent man alone to take care of himself. Is that what you were going to do Double D?"

As much as he wanted to deny it, Marie was right. The strip club had gotten him riled up and he had enjoyed it. Still, he wanted release and as a single guy there was only one way he was going to get it.

"M-Masturbation is a natural and healthy-"

"Ha!" She laughed as she gave his tip a light squeeze. Not enough to be painful but the sensation did cause him to tense and shudder. "Is that what you were going to do, were you going to masturbate to Nazz?" Edd didn't respond which was apparently enough of an answer to make Marie pause in her treatment. "Have you ever jacked off to me?" Marie asked in an almost hopeful tone.

"What!?"

"Have you ever jacked off to me?" She asked again with more force, squeezing his erect member. "Or is the trailer trash skank not good enough!?"

"I've never thought of you as trailer trash!" Edd answered with uncharacteristic force. "You have always been Marie Kanker! The terrifying girl from a trailer park, but never trailer trash! And yes, I have pleasured myself to the thought of you!"

As afraid of her as he had been over the years, Edd could not deny an attraction to the Kanker. Not just the physical attraction that came over time though he wouldn't deny she had a beauty to her. It was that she had been the 'bad girl' from the 'other side of the tracks' so to speak. Bold and rebellious, everything that he was not.

They were silent after his declaration save for Edd gasping for breath. Giving such and embarrassing confession had taken all of his confidence and strained both his mind and heart. Marie had finally stopped her treatment but didn't remove her hand and Edd never even thought to try and remove it.

Not soon enough for Edd, they finally arrived at the trailer park. It was just as he remembered from all of his previous visits with his companions over the years. Just as he was about to pull in front of the familiar trailer Marie pointed off into the distance.

"Keep going and make that turn." Marie spoke.

Edd followed her directions with a bit of suspicion but said nothing of it. They pulled up to a unfamiliar looking trailer that wasn't too different from the rest that they had passed albeit cleaner looking, possibly newer.

"This is a different trailer." Edd noted aloud.

"Yup." Marie stated but didn't elaborate.

As soon as all three Kanker sisters were old enough they had pooled their money together and purchased their own trailer. It may not seem like much, especially since it was still in the same trailer park where that had lived for so long but it was theirs. They bought it and they maintained it with no help from anyone but each other.

Marie finally let go of his loins but not before giving him one more squeeze before turning to get out. As she was exiting the car the light came on an illuminated the car and gave him a clear view of the blue whale tale that she was sporting.

"Come in." Marie ordered. "I'll give you something to really fill that spank bank of yours."

I really shouldn't. Edd thought to himself as he began exiting his car. Still... Every logical he would have thought of to leave seemed to be clouded by the throbbing between his legs.

Marie guided him to her room and with a non too gentle shove pushed him onto the messy bed. He sat there frozen while she stared down at him like a hungry cat staring at a helpless mouse. The Kanker suddenly spun on her heel and made her way to her to her dresser. She began to fiddle with something that he couldn't see but he was terrified all the same.

He almost calmed down when music began filling the room and he realized that she was just messing with her music. Marie played some music not unlike what he heard in the club. It was loud and fast with vulgar lyrics that made him blush.

The middle Kanker began to sway her hips to the song for a moment before she began shaking her butt furiously. As she did, her pants fell down to her feet and she took a slow step out of them while showing off her slender legs. His eyes followed her lower extremity noting how far and wide her freckles trailed across her body.

He was suddenly blinded by something landing on his face. He quickly removed it and saw that it was a shirt, Marie's shirt. While he had been distracted by her legs she had removed it. He looked back to her just in time to see her remove her mesh shirt that she wore behind the bar and she still wasn't wearing a bra. Now she was standing there covered in nothing but her thong and pasties.

Marie slowly began to remove the first pasty. He watched in complete captivation as the piece of plastic peeled and pulled from her pert breast. Just before it released she turned her back to him much to his aroused frustration. Still, he couldn't deny that the way she was teasing him was so arousing. She carelessly tossed the pasty to the side and began removing the other. Once both were removed she turned back to face him and his mouth fell open at what he saw. Marie smirked as he noticed the piercings on her nipples. A blue barbell set that she had purchased and as she swayed her chest he followed them proving that it was a wise decision.

Always thinking, he couldn't help but see the differences in the dancing he was witnessing now compared to the club. Where as Nazz's dancing was practiced and precise, Marie's movements were sporadic and free. It was just like the Kanker he knew and for some reason, Edd found that to be arousing. As Marie continued to dance, Edd suddenly became aware of his growing erection. A uncomfortable reminder of the release he had been denied all night. He tried to casually cover himself with his arms but that only drew Marie's attention down. Once she saw the bulge she smirked and made her way towards him.

"Eddward." She moaned in a husky tone.

This sent a shiver through Double D. In all the time that he had known the middle Kanker she had never once uttered his real name. Often using his nick name like everyone else in the Cul-de sac to differentiate him from his friends. Or one of the pet names that she had created for her personal use. To hear his real name from her for the first time, while they were alone, caused his penis to throb.

No longer dancing but still swaying, Marie stood in front of him. Like a cornered animal he stayed there completely frozen until she finally in reached out to him. Without a word she pressed her bare body against his and slowly trailed herself down until she was level with his crotch.

Marie slowly, so agonizingly slowly, pulled down his zipper. Once down she reached into his pants and grabbed his erect penis. Edd nearly jumped the sensation of someone else touching his penis, it was a new and foreign sensation but not unpleasant. With just a bit of guiding she pulled his member from his pants to see. The blue haired Kanker had froze as she stared directly at his penis. It's not that it was anything awe inspiring but still an impressive size. Plus, it belonged to her precious Double D.

In all of her time Marie had never been with anyone sexually. There was the occasional flirting here and there but nothing ever came out of those. This was the first dick Marie Kanker had ever seen in real life and it was attached to the only person she had ever really had eyes for. Wanting more, she managed to work her other hand in to get a good feel of his testicles.

"Smooth." She noted causing him to turn a deeper red.

Giving it a good but gentle squeeze she made him groan and lean back from her treatment. His hands inadvertently slid underneath the bedding and brushed against something hard. He had moved again as Marie continued to fondle him and thoughtlessly grabbed it and brought the device to the light. What he saw shocked him and even brought a blush to Kanker's face. With blush on her face, Marie picked up the device and held it out for him to see. It was a red, double ended dildo that was roughly eight inches in length and two in width if he was measuring it correctly. It was roughly the same size as his own genitals.

"I call this bad boy 2D." She stated.

"2D?"

Edd felt as if he was missing out on a pun. Though it was double ended it was clearly a three-dimensional device. Marie could practically see his mind working and overthinking the name she had given her dildo. Not wanting him to get too distracted from her she pressed herself against his ear and told him.

"It gives me Double the D." Marie moaned.

Marie stood and made her way around the bed with Edd's eyes never leaving her. This is exactly the way the Kanker wanted him to be.

"You know, watching you get a show from that blond stripper got me all frustrated." Marie stated with a frown before she smirked again. "I only want your eyes on me." She pretended to think. "Should I give you a show Eddward, would you watch me?"

"W-Watching you...you with...I...al-always t-the-"

"That's right." Marie moaned. "Keep your eyes on me."

Marie gave the sex object a playful and exaggeratedly long lick from the bottom to the top. She stopped at the top to tease it by flicking her tongue across it. Then she took the plastic dick all the way to the halfway point into her mouth and straight down to her throat. It was so sudden that Edd couldn't help but give a girly cry in pleasure and pain. Pleasure at the idea that it could be his penis in her and pain and the sheer frustration that it wasn't.

They locked eyes and she managed to smirk with the tool in her mouth at his pout. As he desperately stroked himself for her, Marie found herself more and more turned on. If she wasn't intent on driving him through the roof with the teasing she might have taken him then and there. She managed to push the dildo just a little deeper before pulling it out, slowly while keeping her lips sealed tightly around it. It finally came out with an audible pop leaving a thin string of spit between her and it. She held it up for them to examine. The dildo was completely lathered in her saliva.

"That should do it."

Moving around Edd, she climbed further onto the bed with his eyes following her the whole way. Lying onto her back, Marie slowly pulled her panties down to her ankles and spread her legs giving Edd a clear view of her nethers. She had a trim, blue bush of pubes that hovered just above her pink entrance. No piercings there he noted with a blush.

Marie began stroking her pink slit with the dildo, mixing her saliva with her feminine juices. Then she went lower. Double D's eyes widened to comical proportions when he realized what she was planning to do. Then she stopped and looked at him and saw how entranced he was by her.

"Are you watching me?" Marie asked, wanting to hear it.

"Yes." Edd answered breathlessly.

Marie released a low moan as she slowly inserted the dildo into her anus. The familiar sensation of her cheeks parting and ring being spread sent a wave of pain and pleasure through her. Spit made for terrible lube but she had forgotten that and refused to stop to grab some. Edd was there to watch her and that made the pleasure out weight any and all discomfort by a lot. No matter how many times she did this it would never be as arousing as now.

Edd thought that there would be some kind of resistance but the object just seemed to flow into the Kanker's hole. He wondered how often she pleasured herself with it and his cock twitched at the thought. No longer thinking, Edd began to stroke his member to finally bring an ease to the tension he had endured for the last hour. If either of them had paid closer attention then they would have noticed that they were almost moving in sync with each other. Marie would pull the dildo out and Edd would pump his hands up, Edd would pump down and Marie would insert the dildo.

Marie opened her eyes to look at Edd only to see him slowly stroking himself with his eyes closed. That just wouldn't do at all.

"Keep looking at me!" Marie ordered, making his eyes snap open.

Marie began to work the toy in her ass a bit faster with one hand while she fondled her breasts with the other. The nipple piercing was giving her small jolts of sharp pleasure through her breasts into her entire body. This matched with the building pleasure from her spread asshole. She slid her free hand down to her soaking pussy and began to furiously rub her clit.

Just as Edd was watching Marie, she was watching him. The way the usually calm and reserved Edd was furiously pumping his hard on like an animal. The way he huffed and sweated without any concern to her usual tidy appearance. The way he was focusing on nothing but her body.

"Fuck!" Marie moaned. "Eddward, I want to feel you in me!"

Marie stopped her breasts treatment and opened her legs as far as she could so that she was spread eagle. With one hand she slowly spread open her pussy lips so that Edd could see her glistening pink hole. Taking what he hoped was a hint, Edd slowly slid his index finger into Marie's waiting entrance. She gave a light moan as she felt him in her up to the first knuckle and then the second. It was warmer than he would have assumed and so moist to the touch.

"S-So tight!" Edd muttered. He could feel her inner muscles clamping down. He doubted he'd be able to get so much as a second finger inside of her.

"Should be." Marie gasped. "You're the first person to ever go in there."

Marie had never let anyone or anything inside her pussy. None of those assholes who flirted with her in the bar, not her 2D dildo or any other toy she had. Even when in the throws of pleasure from masturbation she had never even inserted so much as her pinkie finger. She'd play with her clit and rub around her lower lips but that was as far as she'd let herself go. It was proving to be well worth it at that very moment. It was just a finger but Marie could feel him entering her tight hole and spreading her as he slid in. She clenched her teeth and through her head back as he began pulling out only to insert it back in even deeper. It was happening, Edd was fingering her!

Then to her frustration the music stopped, not that Edd had noticed. Now that he was focused on her it seemed that she was all he noticed and everything else was gone. Throughout all of what had transpired between the two of them Marie had never let her focus from the music wane too far. She had intentionally set the playlist for five songs to match the one he had gotten from Nazz while she was on the pole and the three from their private dance. Then she added one more for her own stake of one upping Nazz for his attention and Marie had intentionally chosen some of her longer songs for her own pleasure but was starting to regret it. It was going to make this next part all the more difficult.

With great regret, Marie pulled Edd's finger from her pussy. She could actually feel the absence of his finger and missed it already. He looked at her in confusion and worry of doing something wrong and thinking he had been inadequate in his actions. She could also see the raging hard on dripping with precum, even now he had yet to blow his load. At least they were in the same boat as she had been so close to cumming as well but the plan must go on.

"The playlist is over and that means so are we." Marie explained as she stood up.

"What?" Edd asked intelligently.

To see the usual brainiac in such a dumbfounded state because of her brought Marie a different type of pleasure. Bending over so that her ass and pink lips were facing him, Marie made a show of putting on her thong, pulling them up as high as they would go. With a snap they were on and covering her wet and burning pussy from his view. Though it also doubled in pushing 2D in further into her rectum and holding the dildo in place.

"You don't have to go home but you can't stay here!"

"What?"

Without bothering with a shirt or pants, Marie began to push Edd to his feet and out of the room. She didn't even give him time to put his boner away and had to admit that she was impressed that while he was confused he was still at full mast.

"Like I said, I gave you something to fill that spank bank of yours so think of me when you're beating that dick like it's a rented mule."

"What?

Once they were at the door, Marie spun him to face her and slammed her lips to his. It had been so long since she had given him a kiss but it was just like old times. Him frozen in shock and fear at her aggressiveness but apparently that was how he liked her.

"I had a good time Ovenmitt." She whispered into his ear. "Going to be giving 2D a real workout in my ass and as always, I'll be thinking of you."

"What?"

With one final shove to the shocked nerd, Edd was out of the trailer. Marie made sure to lock the door but pressed her ear to it to listen. It was two minutes of silence before she heard his footsteps as he walked off and another five before she heard his car start up and drive off. Once he was gone, Marie slid to the ground and breathed a sigh of relief.

Until her ass actually hit the ground pushing 2D further into her asshole. The sudden jolt of sensation caused her to jump to her feet in shock. Hard to believe she had forgotten she had the sex toy in her butt. 

"That was so fucking hard." Marie muttered to herself as she removed 2D.

It had taken all of her self control to just stop like that and turn Edd away like that. If he had pushed for more then she honestly didn't know how things would have turned out. The blue haired Kanker had always wanted Edd to come to her bed for so long but she had standards dammit! The only reason he had come with her was because he was following his dick! Marie refused to be some easy lay for anyone, even Edd. Especially with Edd! She wanted him to come to her because he wanted her not because some blond stripper had gotten him too hot and bothered with some dancing before leaving him leaving him high and dry.

Marie Kanker wasn't going to be the second choice.

She wasn't going to be a mistake.

To be continued