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Five hours after reaching the doors of the healing guild, Lily, Tacita, Fuci, and I all find ourselves in the office of the local Champion and King. Zant is here as well, sitting on my lap as I am using him as emotional support while facing the scary Champion. That guy is the same race as Izzy’s disciple, Seneca. His hair is blue and constantly moving as if made of fire, while he impatiently taps on the table that stands between us.

His office isn't bad either. It is built into the side of the mountain located in the middle of the 1st city, also called Rookie City. It isn't dug inside, however, instead, it is a structure built on a terrace near the top. It is a very cool and pretty place, full of light, beautiful rugs, and a lot of windows that open to a view of the city and the fairy tale like area around it.

“So, you are telling me that while you went to deal with the crooked healer who purposefully mistreated the guide Duncan, you attendees, Nathaniel, Lily, and Tacita, got teleported somewhere far away into dark and, as you called them, evil caves?” the Champion asks, still keeping a calm visage.

“I think it must have been some sort of artifact, or a powerful or very mysterious old item. I didn't notice it before it was too late, and we got teleported away,” I say, repeating my earlier statement.

At my side, Lily nods. Tacita looks like she wants to jump out of the window and run away, but even she has enough sense not to do so. The Champion seems pissed off, even though I'm sure he can tell I’m not lying.

Meanwhile, I look where he is looking and, with satisfaction, see the smoking remains of that healing guild’s headquarters in the distance.

“Lord Champion, they are all still wounded and terribly tired, we should-” Zant tries to speak as calmly as always, but he is interrupted.

“I do not think that is the problem here. I saw the records of this healer, and I am sure she put them back together. And don't even get me started on this maniac. There are bets all over the city regarding when he will invest one more mana point and explode as his pool escapes his control. Zant, people say, the more wounded he is, the more 'optimal' his state is.” The Champion looks like he is about to slam the table, but stops himself, opting to just tap it instead.

“I mean, isn't it kind of your fault? How could something like this happen in your-”

This time, it is me who gets interrupted. Zant squeezes my finger to the point it hurts, and I shut up to cough out, “Ehm, as I said, we went to their headquarters and, yeah, I might have used a bit more force than I should have to get in, I might have a tiny bit hurt a few people, I might have even caused some slight damage to the surrounding arrays, I also might have, with the purest intentions, blasted that guy through the wall. But they gave me no other choice. I located the healer and was tracking him through their arrays when he disappeared from my senses. That is what led me to their chapel, where Lily noticed the remains of blood from human sacrifices or something. To cover it up, they used that weird artifact to teleport us into those caves, and I was unable to stop it.”

"You are lying this time."

"Okay, maybe I could have stopped it, but that doesn't change anything about the situation."

Lily quickly joins in. “I can swear to what we found as well. There was an altar in the middle. It was cleaned, yes, but I noticed the blood and tiny pieces of organs they were unable to clear away.”

The Champion looks from Lily towards Tacita. She senses his gaze, looks away from the window to meet his eyes. She shrugs and nods, surely confirming that we are not lying in whatever way the Champion is checking.

“There, you found out that they had long since stopped healing people fully, so they wouldn't lose clients and a source of money, forcing people to keep coming back. You called it a subscription. You said they were also developing a method where other healers were unable to suppress pain temporarily, meaning patients had to return to them specifically,” the Champion says.

“I had my suspicions once I healed Duncan, but I thought some healer had just made a mistake,” Lily says. “But in those caves, we confirmed it was done on purpose.” Her face darkens. “I wish they would put more effort into improving their healing rather than methods like these.”

Once again, the Champion taps on the table and looks at Lily. “But that is something we cannot confirm anymore, as you, attendee Lily, killed all of the participating healers. By your own words, eight of them.”

Lily doesn't even hesitate. She faces him with firm, dark eyes. “And I would do it again. For someone to abuse their healing abilities the way they did is beyond pathetic, and something I could not stand to watch. They were even developing something they nicknamed addictive healing, and yes, I destroyed everything I found regarding it.”

For a while, they face each other until the Champion sighs and leans back to continue talking. “You killed these healers, but then attendee Tacita and her rifle rushed deeper into the caves, and the two of you followed her. All while attendee Nathaniel kept trying to connect to one of his teleportation marks outside to get you out.”

“I did,” I say. “But I was also curious about what was inside. You know the feeling of exploring old ruins, maybe finding some hidden treasure, so I-” I stop myself as Zant squeezes my finger again.

The man with the blazing eyes waits for me to continue, but I decide to stay quiet, so it is he who continues talking, “You also found out they were planning to poison me, gathering pristine grade materials and developing methods to escape detection. They had a vial of what seems like my blood, gathered from the site of my challenge against Champion Pelm, whom I fought thirty five years ago, to aid them. And they planned to use my enjoyment of alchemical wines to get to me.”

“Yes,” I confirm.

“Then there were also vials containing an artificial plague they wanted to use to their advantage, with only them being able to remove it. It was an idea they got from a certain powerful lurker on the first floor, whom they visited repeatedly to make use of his rare poison skin for the development of that plague.”

“Yes,” I confirm once again.

“There were also cells with people whom they were experimenting on and harvesting organs from, only to regenerate them, and repeat the process. And another set of cells with people possessing fascinating traits, they kept trying to transplant those traits and then heal the subjects to allow them to try again,” the Champion says.

“Yes, we brought those people back, and they surely confirmed it,” I reply.

“They did, attendee Nathaniel. I am thankful to you and your party for saving all those people, and I will make sure you are rewarded for stopping it. So, further down, you found a door with a sealed monster they were worshipping, is that right?” His eyes snap to mine, staring intently with his senses expanding around me.

“It was quite scary, red, with big horns that I think also worked as a mana battery,” I confirm. “It kept regenerating and had some sort of blood manipulation, it could even change its form a bit. Where it was trapped, spikes were pierced through it constantly, and they kept taking the blood and drinking it or something. I would say it wasn't that powerful, below Champion rank for sure, but it seemed to be special. The four of us killed it in the end.”

His eyes widen, his pupils growing so large that I feel the entire world around me disappear. As he stares at me, I begin to feel lost in them, my mind wavering. His flame like hair blazes stronger, every strand rising high up.

“Lord Champion...” Zant says politely. The pressure disappears instantly as the Champion leans back, before tilting toward me and continuing his stare.

He taps quickly on the table, speaking rapidly. “You found an altar with a prophecy they also worshipped.”

“Yes.”

“You broke through the floor because you sensed something 'interesting' down there and found the one who had been the mastermind behind it all. A skeletal mora who had been mind controlling and influencing them all. And that guy started running the moment he saw your eyes, sensed your blood, and felt your, as you call it, black mana.”

“He was quite weak.”

“I don't think he was that weak, Nat,” Lily interjects. “He just couldn't use his skills at all, so Taci and I dealt with him easily, and I disintegrated him entirely.”

The Champion is breathing heavily at this point. “And then you returned to the main chamber as the place started exploding, and thousands of monsters appeared from the walls, after the skeletal mora’s death, but attendee Nathaniel was finally able to get through the anti-teleportation arrays and escape. But before you left, you pushed out all your remaining mana to explode the place behind you, and some of that explosion destabilized your teleportation and passed through as well, destroying the healing guild's headquarters in the middle of my beautiful city.”

“It wasn’t even that big of an explosion-”

The Champion slams his desk with his fist. It cracks down the middle, vibrations spreading through the room and making everything rattle. Windows, my bones, metal, everything feels like it is about to break apart, but the man holds himself back just enough to keep the room standing.

“How does any of this make sense!?” he shouts. “How is it possible that not one of you is lying in the slightest? Just how ridiculous is this! And I have been told you have what attendees call an emotionless face, so why the hell are you smirking? It pisses me off!”

My hand shoots toward my face. I touch it, realizing I am truly wearing an almost imperceptible smile. I must be in a good mood after everything that happened in those evil caves and the adventure we went through. Quickly, I force my face back under control and stay quiet. I have a suspicion that silence is the right choice in front of this man.

As if praising me, I feel Zant tap a few times on my leg, and I feel a sudden urge to pull on his cheeks. Meanwhile, for some reason, the Champion seems even angrier than before.

“Because of your help, I will overlook all that happened, partly because of my respect towards Zant and the Great One he is connected to, but mess around in my city further, and none of that will matter. Now, go before I change my mind,” he says, shooing us away.

As ordered, we stand up and leave, exiting onto the plateau at the edge of the mountain. From there, a set of winding stairs made of carved rock leads down the mountainside toward the city.

The view is glorious, so I make the walk last much longer than it probably should. It might also be because it is fun to watch Zant jump down stairs that are a bit too big for him, he occasionally lets out soft, squeak like noises when a drop is steeper than the previous few. When I poke Lily, she starts secretly recording the tiny guy with her smartphone.

***

We reach Duncan’s house a bit later. Everyone is already waiting there, and for some reason, Lochi is present as well. Yes, that Lochi, the young, black haired lynthari boy with two tails whom I met the first time I entered this city.

"Greetings, Sir!" he calls out, approaching with a brisk energy. He stops before me and offers a firm, formal hand. "Truly, it is an honour to serve on an expedition of such high standing as yours."

"What are you doing here?" I ask dire

"Wow, how rude! I’m Sir Duncan’s disciple, gaining experience to become a true guide... I mean, a truer guide!"

"It’s fine, you already told me you were faking being a guide before."

"Oh, I did? Great! Did you know that I asked him to teach me because I heard you mentioning his name the last time we met?" He laughs briefly.

"What luck. But what about your parents? You know this can be dangerous, right?"

"Of course, Sir! What do you take me for? But it’s just to the Lake City safe zone and back, and nothing bad could possibly happen with this many S ranks. By the way, Sir, isn't it a bit... much to hunt with that many S ranks? Oh, and my parents just divorced, and I need money to take care of my siblings if you could..."

"He doesn't have any siblings," Weslin says, stepping closer and eyeing the shameless lynthari boy. "Duncan warned me about him. His parents are still together, too. He is just trying to get sympathy and more money from you."

Lochi blinks. "M-maybe my parents were lying to me about having siblings? And t-they are still together? How great! Things must have changed without me knowing. Anyway, Sirs, I will go and quickly check if Master Duncan needs any help!"

The boy quickly disappears while Weslin and I watch him retreat.

"Zant already sent someone to explain what happened, but damn... really? Is that not just one of your cover-ups so you don't get blamed for blowing up a guild in the middle of the city?" Weslin whispers by my side.

"There is no way I would do that or be smart enough to come up with a way to lie like that," I say, shaking my head.

"If you say so, rookie. By the way, that Duncan guy is scary. I had a percentage in mind for his participation in this fishing trip, but somehow I found myself agreeing to twice that amount without knowing how. By the end, I even thought it was fair, and that we might be taking advantage of him."

"That’s how he works," I agree. "But first, let's mess with the arm a bit more. Lily will have to leave soon, and we want her to add some scary stuff to it."

"I'm calling for Zant to keep an eye on it," Weslin adds, already looking for him. "We don't want it escaping into the city."

"Yeah, let’s definitely do that."

Comments

Kirin

Thank you for the chappie!

Atoms88

If beyond has champions, and is the world at the start of the system...who is the absolute who rules it?

John Smith

It’s is honestly much, much funnier for that all to happen off-screen

John Smith

No one I believe, since you gave your clear a world’s World Dungeon to become its Absolute. Beyond is the world’s World Dungeon, and it’s yet to be cleared.

ShyviaAngel

Ahah what an amazing coincidenfe

Fdrugc

Tftc this was fun but I feel like if we saw it first hand it would have been funer.

DANDAN THE DANDAN

Everyone knows the First Dungeon holds the Universe Spark that will make you the Exalted of the universe and begin a Universal Pairing

ibb606

xD omg this was hilarious, one of my fav chapters so far

Melih

I don’t understand why such a great storyline was skipped. I would have loved to read through it

Terri Harris

Great detour, Nat n friends just have amazing luck as things like this always feel normal to them. I love how Zant is so supportive. That poor champion has so many unanswered questions, I know exactly how he must feel. Side note- Lily is very scary. Tftc! Love it!

androide

It's for the Universal Spark, for the third and final part of the story: the Universal Pairing (we currently are in first one: The Tutorial)

Val the mysterious Jedi

😆 nat and friends at another principal office, those rascals, also lol that arm might be the deadliest poison in beyond by the end

Drunkgnome

This might be the first time that I both love and hate a chapter. I love the interrogation style and how ridiculous it all clearly sounds. I just wish we got to see the full truth before being party to the believable deception. Not sure if Cerim or any of you have read Shadow slave, but Sunny’s blatant truths are always so much funnier when you are privy to the actual events.

Isaac Lung

There’s 5, maybe 10 chapters left until the end of the book and massive cliff, which will probably be the fight against the reanimator or the next primary class upgrade depending on how cruel mirec is. Makes sense that he’d rush through side quests like this.

cerim

Nah, it’s even simpler. I just had fun writing it this way

tyhuko

Thanks for the chapter, being surprised by the time-skip story-telling is a good way to keep the pace and also have some fun in front of a Champion.

Melih

That’s good to hear, at least it’s not like cut content in games, that would’ve been sad :D​​​​​​​​​​​​

cerim

This side story will be sold as separate dlc, lol

Melih

You could always sell character status windows like Tess and Lily’s as DLC, I’d gladly pay for those, just saying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ariel maoz

I love this chapter so much, it's so rare for us to see the world how normal people see it, we know nat is not lying because the champion said so, but unlike the champion we know that reducthanial exist, so maybe something did happen, but we just can not be sure

Florin Cojocaru

Thank you for the Shadow Slave mention, did not know about it.

Drunkgnome

You’re in for one hell of a read if you decide to jump into it. It’s not quite lit RPG but it’s a really well done piece of literature. If lit RPG is more your thing, then a soldier’s life is also really interesting.

Chun

I think everything did actually happen and Nat isn’t lying. I mean even he said it himself: "There is no way I would do that or be smart enough to come up with a way to lie like that” Even with redacthaniel, there’s still Lily and Tacita. I don’t think any of them (Nat included) are capable of currently lying to an actual champion just yet. I think this is just a case of Nat wishing for the healers to be assholes and getting way more than he bargained for. Like you said, the champion being baffled that they aren’t lying plays into and pokes fun at the fact that crazy shit always happens to the mc of any story, except this time we readers are on the champion’s side 🤣 Edit: The champion did catch Nat lying about not being able to teleport out, which means that he CAN detect when Nat is lying, which means that Nat wasn’t lying about the story, and also the people they saved from being experimented on… point is, 100% everything did happen.

Manaless

You should read it's a masterpiece.

Al

A+ chapter. Loved the adventure told in retrospect like that for a change of pace

Néstor Rocha

Sooooo, did he get any levels from that sub-champion monster they kilked? Lily did, she's way too low level to not have.

Nemesis

That sounds like quite the adventure. I couldn't help but notice there was no mention as to whether they acquired any shiny loot from these encounters... 😄

Bandit General

Guys are you seeing this… someone need to report this AI…

Al

You’re on the list. The machines will remember this -_-

Al

I didn’t even think of that!

Al

@cerim I had fun reading it this way!

Gavriel

A whole other story just passed without it's own chapter.

baggytoques

Yeah Shadow Slave is great

NatXLily

this woulf be a great second season of hell difficulty universe tutorial

Youkai-sama

Just another random day for our erstwhile group. 😆

Youkai-sama

*pft* You know they did, but they're not gonna tell Lord Championship that. 😆

zoarian

Nat had a side adventure with his missus and their cat. What a conscientious family man!

AFunkyLad

The champion getting mad because Nat says killing sub champion monster was easy

Boyo

As this entire chapter a recollection of an exciting adventure the reader didn’t get to go on, or is Nat an S tier yapper. We’ll probably never know!

John

love the retro spect, keeps the story intressting, gjves it pace and made for a funny chapter. just wondering about the levels😋

John

@DANDAN, thats a grest theory that makes sense, i hope its true

Gutz

Again, chapter felt way too short, that's just how good it is! That's really cool.

Sushitrash

I didn't expect the healer's rabbit to go this deep

Nemesis

Don't worry, the Police is already on it 😛

Nemesis

So, just a random thought, this story Nat told, it isn't the plot of a game, manga, novel, etc, is it? I can't match it to one I can recall, but I thought maybe he was lying and he just used a plot to make a consistent story

Lance Beam

TFTC. Really enjoyed this chapter .