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Help me write a bit for the next vid! (Patreon)

Published:
2021-06-30 17:43:22
Edited:
2021-06-30 17:46:27
Imported:
2021-06

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If I were to give my cats Royal titles (ie His Royal Highness, Prince ___ of ___) - what would they be? Their names are Brooklyn and Badger.

I'm also open to the longer more crazy Game of Thrones-style titles, eg. Aegon of Houses Targaryen and Stark, Sixth of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm...

Drop me a DM or a comment here, and I'll include the best ones in the vid!

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Maray Coyote

Presenting his Royal Highness, Prince Badger of North Bedknobs, scratcher of sofa, lord of the sun patch and Daddy to all. And his ginger rival, the Royal Highness Prince Brooklyn of South Bedknobs, chief birdcatcher, self-groomer and philosopher. ...I tried 😂

AfricanGoddess American Princess

His Royal Highness Prince Brooklyn of MuneCat, Lord of Fury Balls and Breaker of Rats Brother to His Royal Highness Prince Badger of Bad Bitches and Boss kittens Leader of 9 lives, conqueror of Fancy Feast Tower and bringer of Pussy Power🤣🤣

Jennifer Shea

His Majesty Prince Badger of Tuxington Ruler of Clean Laundry, Canned Salmon and the Isles of Meowington. And his consort Sir Brooklyn, Ruler of Ginger Cats, Devourer of Small Animals, Chatterer at Birds, Sovereign of the Comfy Chair, the Sunny Spot and the Fluffy Blanket.

H.J.

Their Royal Highness King/Queen Badger and Brooklyn. Defender of the food, protector of empty cardboard boxes, and destroyer of catnip toys. Their royal motto is "Cats were worshiped as gods so you scoop my poop lowly human". Their crest is two cats ignoring you. For the record I have never had a cat until moving in with my partner and I might be jaded as this cat isn't really a fan of me. She looks at me like "Don't you have a HOME? Why are you still here?"