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Eshaan Akbar goes all night.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE - 7TH OCTOBER 2026

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Sam

Finn has a lovely head

Rob B

Yes lads 👍🏻

Rob B

How's Eshaan fingering a bird for hours and it's not leading to sex? 😂 Need to work on sealing the deal pal...

Adam Evenson

Initially thought Dan said Eminem shop not M&M shop 😂😂

Josh Ransome

Don’t know who’s darker between Eshaan and Dan 😂

Callum Edwards

Morning lids, I have to put this in here I’ve just had to have a shite in a Morrisons toilet whilst the toilet was blocked and honestly can say the shit was half the size of my arm, after I finished wiping I didn’t even flush I just came out the cubical and locked the lock from the outside with my key🤣🤣

Ewan Stanley Parnell

Pooplantis from harry didn’t get the recognition it deserved

Joshua Norris

i think Mr Akbar may have been under the influence of some narcotics

dead pool

We will never get jimmy back !!!

Rob B

😅 Full of chainsaws and blonde hair dye

Ethan

Unreal ep from Eshaan

Ollie

Think of a Stoke accent as someone from Birkenhead mixed with Derbyshire

Kieran Faulconbridge

Aw man I’m the specials needs man from the window 😂I knew I looked special but fuck me they were so cool about it 😂

Will B

Dont wanna make this political but can someone dumb down this israel palestine stuff?? Cos the media paints palestine to be the bad guys, and i am led to believe so. But lots of people disagree and think the opposite, i dont know enough to take a stance if anyone can enlighten me

Rob B

Both sides are guilty. For years Hamas have been spending millions on rockets to fire at Israel, instead of using the money to feed their own Palestinian people. Then Israel retaliated and are aiming to end Hamas once and for all.

Polly

Dan and Etta in London could be a series the way Dan told that story. TOTORO for the win. Hands down also the best thing I have seen in the theatre 🫶🏼

Polly

Eshaan's sexploits. Pizza Pilgrims Shite. Death by Tube. Not even an hour in.

Harry

Is Dan on Peptides?

Anod Mia

Love when Eshaag Atbar is on , the big fkn slaaag xx

Anod Mia

WOOF WOOF! callum tha dog!

Gerard Magill

I was loving Dan's London Trip Story that much I looked into booking myself and my 7 yr. old daughter* a xmas weekend trip to London to see My Neighbour Totoro and the sights. Then the tube was mentioned lol... fuk that stress. *daughter has autism and non-verbal.

Nathan White

Some episode that 😂😂😂

Fionn O'Connor

Niche Simpsons reference from Carl with the Jack ruby 👌🏻

Trevor

I feel personally attacked by the Trevor comment 😅

Dan

That’s me off lasagne for a while

Joseph

I don’t know if it was in other parts of the country also but there used to be a guillotine in Halifax

LJ Day

Loved Eshaan’s return to the pod! Especially his conspiracy theory bit 😂

Blake

I’ve masturbated in a public toilet fyi Carl

Julie Yates

Three of us on the retatrutide - the toilets are screaming out for help. Not to mention the sulphure burps 🤢😷

jenny

Love eshaan gives off such good energy 🙌 would be such a good pint!

Mayville Records

Respect Eshaan, we all know 9/11 was an inside job

Rosco

Public toilet rules - flush first, check paper, check door lock, wipe seat, put paper in to stop splash back, have a shite. It never fails

Cal

Leave me and my dog alone

Tony Taylor

Neil A is alien backwards, not just mixed up

Rob Lambert

Eshaan was not holding back. What a man