NSFW: You demonic demon, you! Wily and evil and— (Patreon)

That's how I'd write dirty talk as Aziraphale so I thought I'd spare you the whole thing and use a sweet, abstract emoji instead. Imagine him singing praises of what a good and evil demon Crowley is, how clever he tempts and also that he desperately needs a proper punishment 😉 💕

(Also big booty crowley rights👏🏻 you can't stop me.)