Career Drop / Career Relapse (Patreon)

Have you ever just gotten noticed by some kind of strange, otherworldly presence that decides you'd look better as a fat kobold waitress in a Hooters analogue restaurant that's more lax about letting people fuck the staff? 

Have you ever, after painstakingly recovering some of your old life, had a catastrophic relapse right at the worst possible time?

..Would you like to?