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Just for fun, to get over that mid-week slump, we're launching a weekly caption competition, right here on Patreon.

Every Wednesday, we'll be dipping into the archives to share a photo of the team in action. Our first selection takes us back to last weekend at Norton Disney.

Please share your most creative captions in the comments below, of course, keeping it clean and appropriate!

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Kevin B

It can’t be this hard to find the pub!!

Scott Adams

Ok, which pub do we choose?

Markovich/AMP

Sorry, Ambrose, but that looks nothing like John!

Michael Sperry

The team discovers that geophys cannot help them to locate Tony's lost contact lens.

Joanne Kellam

It’s either a long lost Roman villa… or a string of barbed wire. We’ll just have to dig a hole!!

Leanne Bartlett

John Gater: "I'd have bet Mick's jumper the church was going to be in this field. I'm stumped!"

Richard Mercer

guy calling himself the vicar said if I gave him a fiver then we could have these treasure maps!

Jonathan David Percy

Im telling you, unless you're Indiana Jones, X never marks the spot!

Barbara B.

We've heard back about the skeleton. It was Prof. Plum in the library with the candlestick.

Nigel Murray

I know I’m good but even I won’t be able to get my trowel into a trench this size!

Chris Moller

"Who's deal is it? And someone pass me the crisps."

Mrfoad

John: They could just be anomalies Mick: It could be a temple Phil: Why aren't we digging yet?

Richard Parker

If the Time Team map says it’s Norton Disney, we must be in the wrong place

Robin Whitehead

To dig, or not to dig. Is that the question?

Mika

Victor, can you make a little bit of a change to the drawing - the medieval castle is actually an iron age roundhouse

Trevor Brigham

It wasn't John's geofizz plot that was wrong for once, we've just realised it's one of Victor's penguin cartoons

Peter Martin

Think we should try a Ouija board for the next session

Paul B

"I just don't think we're ever going to find any evidence of a church tower..."

Gabe Kraljevic

Can someone help me here…5 across: “Study of ancient artifacts.” 10 letters.

Kate Mulrooney

I tell you, I am sure that there is a clock tower around here somewhere!

Steve Gunning

Phil? He’s probably at the pub - John, why did you mark it on the plot?

LA preservation

Phil: "The daily calendar clearly says John was in charge of bringing the picnic lunch and shows this was the meeting spot!"

ldornell

Would they let us tear down the tower and excavate underneath? I'm sure there's a mosaic floor there.

Linda Miller

John, where did you park the bloody van? We’re going to be stuck here all night if you can’t remember!

Keith Furlong

Right, who's foot print is that. Come on own up.

Roger Lundgren

John: “Now let us bow our heads and pray to the gods of Archaeology that we actually find something.”

Bob Kingsmill

I don't care what the internet days that's too small to play Twister on.

Tim Walker

At the after-dig scrabble session, there was some disagreement about the legality of using “x” in place of “æ” and indeed whether or not “mediæval” was still an acceptable word.

Owen Davies

I just can’t remember where we buried Tony

Wessex-Wyvern

The geophys clearly shows the pub is next to the church. But we've found no evidence of it 🫤

Wendy Greene

2.25 on day 1 and we're still trying to decide which way up the map should be.

Dave1900

It's a game from America, called twister.

Marianne Richards MSc.

No, I don't think this Ouija board is a better substitute for geophys.

John Atkinson

Look, Man. United can't go on losing forever; I say we put out whole stack on to win!

Amethyst Gray

You were only supposed to blow the blinkin' doors off!

Frosty

Come ON, it's your turn, move already!

Veronica Wright Roni

So who brought the sandwiches. Thought we were having a pict-nic

Mea Cadwell

Just because you put the paper there doesn't mean the archeology is actually there!

Chef Tess

How many archaeologists does it take to assemble an IKEA side table?

Dori Ownbey

An we at least agree that it's not a straight flush?

Judy

So it's the Reverend Green in the conservatory with the lead pipe. I mean AGAIN?

Paul B

"Well, it's obvious. The curry house is on the left, the Chinese is on the right..."

Chris DeAngelo

Mick- alright Phil it’s your roll Phil- Yahtzee

T and S Matyear

I’m telling you, the church is not here.

Andrew Cook

“I can’t understand it. The geophys clearly indicated that we would find the picnic here.”

T and S Matyear

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of the death of kings

Robin Smith

Don’t they always say “ three stones equals a wall?”

Eggs Ackley

This caterer’s menu is entirely vegan so someone has some splainin’ to do. John? Mick?

Cheryl Gremaux

Look, we clearly made a wrong turn!!! I think we should ask for directions!

Andrew Stewart

I’m telling you, the Bayeux Tapestry is not historically accurate. The whole story has been embroidered.

Elwood Ervin

Phil: No John, I don't care what the GeoPhys says, London is East and I will show you!

Alan W McMillan

Your top hat landed on my street. With 2 hotels on that property, you owe me 1,500 smackers. Pay up!

Chrina Jarvis

Look, I'm telling you, this is where we'll find the pub..........

Mick

For heavens sake,it's pizzas all round then !

Andrew Jonathan Wilson

All the evidence points to a church nearby. We just haven't put a trench in the right place to find it.

Mesidast

Guys, it's OBVIOUSLY Colonel Mustard in the Library with the candle stick! It's the only option that works!

Clive McIntyre

We won't be sure until we find the tower. It has to be here somewhere!

Will

Worst picnic ever...

Eelco Kruidenier

"Really, John? You drew this? A toddler can do better than you! Back to the drawing board!"

Elizabeth Esser

Worms having a dinner party?! That’s your geophys results?!?!

sigterm

John: "Look, there's so much going on ... I mean, it's there, we just can't detect it!" Victor: "John, don't worry ... it's okay, I'll draw it anyway." Mick: "Fine ... where's Stewart?"

Mike Dilly

"Cross my palm with silver....!"

Shannon G

…“ well even Stewart’s right some of the time”…

Anne

“I’m telling you x marks the spot”

BMK

"My Rogue could sneak past the Goblin King and try to steal his key?"

Anakha

Are you sure this us the right way up?

Ron

Somewhere in this area is a medieval clock tower, but we may have to use Geophys to find it...

Lyle Walker

"I tell you there's no way moving just two matchsticks can make a medieval monastry!"

Phil Cornes

Dearly beloved, let us pray

Vern Witter

I am so glad I found time team thru patreon ! Outstanding content and discovery. 👏

Russell Neilsen

John, we want geophys, not your spirograph drawings!