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Time for another Q&A video I reckon. If you have any questions you’d like me to throw an answer at, please reply to this post with them. You have one week. 3-2-1 Go Y’all!

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CrispyBoii

Do you have any knock off items which you really liked and decided to keep? I personally have a few Lepin (knock off Lego) figures of stupidly overpriced real Lego mini figures.

Ellen Madigan

Hi Stuart! So, I hope you don't mind my asking two questions. First, considering all the holiday crap you review, do you enjoy events like Halloween and Christmas, or are they just things to be endured? Also, would you say you're a difficult person to buy gifts for? Thank you so much-I'm relatively new to your channel, but so enjoy all of the content and the japes. You are a legend, sir. 👏

NadetteNoire

Dear Dr. Ashen, I'm a Québécoise living within the metropolitan area of Chepstow, and I'm writing to you in need of advice. How can I have the men I date understand my love for bad cinema like Raiders of the Living Dead and Microwave Massacre? I have no problem showing a man a good time, however, as soon as I bring them back to my place and put on a movie like Canadian Ninja for example, they start to make their way for the door. Do you think I go too far on the first date? Should I ease them into my interest by showing them something tame like a Troma film first before going all the way to Ogroff levels? It seems I now have an unflattering reputation with the local men, because now when I invite a man over promising them a so-bad-it's-good type of night, they say if it's to just watch a movie they're not interested. I have a feeling that men have only one thing on their minds when it comes to us French girls! Of course you know what that is - we are all into arthouse! I'm 43, and my biological clock is ticking! I need to get a husband asap! Thank you for your advice. -----Trashy Lady in Chepstow

PsychoDuck

During the funding campaign for Polybius Heist we reached the stretch goal for a new Chef Excellence Mysteries cartoon, but I believe that's the last we ever heard of it. Any updates to share?

Alessandro Perlini

Were there such things as official Commodore 64 or ZX Spectrum licensed-bootleg games in England? With that I mean already existing games legally sold with different names. Here in Italy they were extremely popular and I wonder if the tradition reached other micro-computer loving countries as well! Thanks for the years of entertainment

John Tillyard

Have you played the Uncharted games and if so are you excited for the movie?

Not Susan.

Have you ever been to a party and not been aware that it’s a party?

Shadow of Light

Looking back over the years, what do you think is the worst and best thing about being a YouTuber? Is there anything specific you can think of that you would change? How much longer do you think you will last on the platform, amongst the others that you are on?

Lord Crusade

Is their any TV show you would love to either act or voice-act in?

Leak

So some time ago you and TomSka made a little sketch called "The Orb"; ever since then I've been wondering one thing: Am I imagining things, or were you and Tom never even in the same room? I'm pretty sure that's two totally different rooms, and some clever editing to hide this...

Xen Infinity

I know you've previously mentioned Bloodborne is one of your favourite games - are you looking forward to the release of Elden Ring, if it's not out before this Q&A is answered, or have you had a chance to play it if it is? I can't remember the release date so had to cover both options.

Reed Naylor

Dr. Ashen, what is your opinion on mobile phones that are also handheld gaming devices? Examples being, Nokia N-Gage, Sony Ericsson Play, & Gizmondo (kinda) and do you think they could/should make a comback?

Alex Strudwick

1What is the most sick you have been after eating/drinking a horribly out of date food item? 2 What is your favorite Sci-Fi TV series and why?

Inept Singularity

Your use of language is fantastic, something that I particularly enjoy as I have a keen interest in etymology. Therefore, I wondered what your favourite word(s) is/are?

MeowingCookie

Do you still have the glorious goose?

GeekMeetsWorld

If you were to write a book of your memoirs what would the title be?

RyoXilla

Did Jimmy get better?

Bram

What are your favourite travel destinations in the world? (Covid permiting)

Cadillac Pants

Will you be getting a DragonBox Pyra ? I enjoyed the OpenPandora review from years ago. Also, Bandai Pippin video when?

Oliver Charles Baker

What handheld from the 90s would you most like to get (officially) remade with a modern screen and some included games.

Dave Jones

What was the bad thing that happened during the filming of Polybius Heist? If you can't answer that for legal reasons, can you tell me who would win in a fight between Mr Soft and Zangief? Also did Eli ever say "Chodney Spodoff" behind the scenes? I would be heartbroken if he didn't (well done on the film by the way it was awesome!)

Steven Feary

This is more of a request now you are playing point and click games on Twitch. Monkey Island please? They did a revamp of the graphics a while ago if you wanted a fresh look, you can alter between the versions on the fly as well.

Becky

What is your favourite type of horror and what do you think makes it effective? Any favourite examples? (Films/video games/books etc.) This part isn’t a question but hopefully an answer to the mystery surrounding the Cadbury money box refills (if you don’t have one already.) My mom used to get them for me around Christmas in the early 2000s - they came in a small purple and gold cardboard box (google image search Cadbury Dairy Milk Miniatures if interested.) I asked my mom where she used to get them and she said they were sold pretty much everywhere and she even used to buy them as a treat when she did a paper round as a kid (c.mid 60s.) This is all fairly local to Bourneville where the Cadbury factory is (she even had a relative that worked there) so possibly more available due to proximity? I didn’t connect the dots that they were meant for the money boxes until years later when I heard you talking about them. Apologies for the long off-topic message but I hope you find this interesting!

Brokeneggz

Why do you think your content resonates so well with the people of Chepstow?

Dan Stevenson

As a connoisseur of the finest quality cinema, like Robot Jox, which is the one gloriously bad film that you believe everyone should watch before they die?

Why Is That Moth Running

Now that you know how to get out of the first room in the Spectrum port of SQIJ!, have you tried/would you ever try to beat the game? Also, do you have any piercings or tattoos? And, have you ever head-desked in real life?

John Tillyard

Did you ever watch the children’s si-fi series Watt on Earth?

Jonathan Ramsaywack

Would you ever review cheap ripoff phones again even though they just mostly run Android these days? I tried to get one from Wish a few months ago just for jokes but they cancelled my order as soon as I placed it.

One of Many

If Dan Nerd^3 were kidnapped by space pirates and forced to go on a galaxy spanning swashbuckling adventure wherein he had to teach them the true meaning of Christmas, or if for some other reason he were unavailable to do the yearly advent calendar, do you have a contingency plan? Would you bring in a guest to replace Dan, do it solo, or just not do advent calendars that year?

Lonerjon

Hi Ashens, are you a CGI or rip off?

Brokeneggz

Ive enjoyed your talks you have done before on terrible games , bad artwork, and the whole copy protection debarcle just to name a few. Any other similar projects/talks in the works?

Meow Ington

1) What is your secret to making your videos completely timeless across more than a decade? When I watch a video I can't tell if it's from 2010 or last week. 2) What are your favorite beers? I take it the 87 year old Jubilee Ale from the other week isn't a top contender. 3) The recent Poundland Technology series made me think, what are your thoughts on DankPods? If you're not familiar, it's an Australian channel which reviews a lot of bootleg MP3 players, headphones, etc, which are often of comically low quality. It's pretty fantastic. 4) What currently holds the place of the most disgusting food item you've had (whether horrifically out of date or in-date but just plain awful to begin with? 5) What is the origin of your opening theme song? The dee-doo dee-doo dee-oo Hello! thing?

Becky

If you’ll allow me another question, have you seen Bloodborne PSX and are you interested? If you haven’t, it’s a fan made ‘demake’ of Bloodborne with PS1 graphics. In the same vein, recently there have been quite a few indie horror games styled in the same way, most notably The Convenience Store and Fatum Betula (although this one is less horror and more general weirdness.) Are you interested in such things?

Babycat

What's the most single, most heinously disgusting expired food you've ever tried, barfed spectacularly, and said "nope, never again, screw that for a game of soldiers"?