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If you really wanted to know, here it is! It is this rude: Quite.

You'll notice that these were actually the FIRST GOD-DAMN ITEMS I opened! I had to reshoot the intro bit and pretend they were the fourth item so the video flowed.

When you start off a video like this and these are the very first thing you unbox... you get a bad feeling about the rest, oddly enough. Fortunately there was nothing else this naughty (although the nylon straps came close).