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20-year-old Spider-Man Cake | Ashens

Patreon is a thing! https://www.patreon.com/ashens Music for the Spider-Cake song written and performed by Jerden Cooke. And he sings the nice version at the end! Do YOU remember Spider-Man? Do YOU remember cake? Well, this will probably make you wish you'd never heard of either of those things. A superhero themed cake with an incredible amount of icing, it shows everyone's favourite webslinger climbing up a wall! Or at least it did 20 years ago, it now shows his crumbling body stuck to a mound of rot. Lovely. Just be glad you can't smell this one... Due to the potentially lethal nature of this cake I couldn't try any, so you get a nice song instead. Seems a fair trade-off. #spider-man #cake #ashens

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Robin Suiker

If you'd have taken just a single bite of the vile, rotton and rock-hard mess of a by-gone era, I feel we might not have another Christmas Advent Calender this year 🤢

NadetteNoire

The cake was so disgusting even Black Shuck took one look at it and ran.