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McDonalds Weirdness (Patreon)

Published:
2023-10-27 16:38:57
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2026-06
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A Patreon exclusive version with extra content! (Extra content starts 11 mins in if you've already seen the original.)

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Weird McDonalds Toys: Patreon Edition

Spook! Slither! ...Ah, you'll all be doing it tomorrow

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NadetteNoire

It always blows my mind with how phallic some toys are. Its like people designing toys never saw a penis before. There was a strange one my niece use to play with where it was a little plush lady bug that was inside a plush flower, and you would pop it out by squeezing the sides of the flower bulb, however the flower it would come out of looked like a vagina. She's 29 now and still has the thing. She even said why did they make the flower shaped like that complete with what looks like a clitoris? Funny thing is, it wasn't some thrift shop donation or dollar store weird thing, that perhaps it was something like a educational child birth toy that got mixed in. Grandma got it for her at a children's toy store. Petits Insectes Coucou (roughly translated to mean little pop-up bugs) or something they were called. Also, I must seek out the lion child! I have the wolf child as I posted in discord and kind of want to collect the set. I think they're cute, and have to find out what others there were.