Offsite No Longer Working (Patreon)

Hey guys, over the past few months I've been trying to get the offsite page to work -- the page that has NSFW content.  Unfortunately, the plugins have been buggy at best. 

I've decided today it isn't worth the effort to use it, so I will be re-submitting the content here for the $5 patrons.  I will do this tomorrow during business hours so you guys are not inundated with notifications so late in the day.

Thank you for your patience!