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Tom's night time walk (Patreon)

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2025-06-17 22:17:41
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2026-06

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ALSO - if we were to do new merch, what would you want us to put on it? Hmmmm?P.s. Cute dog looked like this TFSFTH X

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Wisp

This was absolutely the best thing to wake up to lmao, thanks TFSFTH!

Caits

Oh!!! How could forget! Please a t-shirt which says “I’m struggling with how you’re struggling!”

Caits

“Maybe this job isn’t for youuu” or “I’m going down the sea” either one on a t-shirt

MadelLyn

Hi TFSFTH! Hope you're having a lovely day! Here are some quotes I'd love to see on merch: "I'm struggling with how you're struggling" "Today embarks on CHANGE" "Oh, please, grammatically continue." "What a twist." "It's going down the sea. - South you might say." "That's right, I'm Evil." "How low is the fucking bar?!" "You're smarter than you look, sound and act." "Welcome, to Tiny Giraffe Park." "It's not a cult, it's a lifestyle- It's a new lifestyle beginning"

Ricki

I appawciate you adding a link to a picture of the cute dog, TFSFTH. Saved me asking what breed 😆 In terms of merch, I would love if you guys had shirts with a collection of your best quotes. Whether it be shirts for individual members or just one for SFTH as a whole, I'd be happy 😊 P.S. If you decided to branch out more with you merch and included other items such as (more) stationery, wallets, key chains, etc that would be amazing 💙

Viola

Hi TFSFTH :) That looked like a lovely walk! As someone who teaches german as a foreign language, I'm BEGGING you for "Please, grammatically continue!"-merch! Very excited about all the things coming our way in the next weeks 💜

Gia

Will Luke still be doing Hot From The Hip I wonder??? 😯😯😯

Dodd

I would love to see ‘90% woman, 10% undefined’ on a shirt. Happy pride <3

Felicity

An idea for merch: put a few popular quotes together on one shirt, and/or one selection of quotes for each member so four designes with maybe each of your faces and quotes 🤔

Gemma Nunn

There is something tremendously comforting and reassuring about Tom. ❤️

Esther Gieling

"My legs might be strong, but my heart is breaking!" "...Scarlet johanssen" " It's a microwave Jonathan.." "This air is not for the british" " paleontology is for men" "Mother, i don't think we're insured for this" Just throw some quotes on a shirt, mug or socks! Don't forget the ladies shirts 😁

millsfrances

Caravan hutch merch 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Lena

What about “It’s not a sexual thing! ;)”

Nischala

Hi Tom, thanks for this opportunity. I love the suggestion ‘Please, grammatically continue’. Another idea for merch is ‘You’re made of stars’ quote from your improvised play no. 54. 😊

Chandra

Don't LIE TO ME GERARD!

Sara.L.Beatrice

"Err sorry, my accent sometimed wavers into different... words" As Persephone suggested 🙂

Pidge

I would absolutely by this

Rosemary Selth

Me and my mate would both love a “Larger than a man, Smaller than a dream” shirt, maybe with a picture of a squid. We say that phrase to each other constantly

Lepsy

Btw, has anyone asked for "MAUREEN!!" merch yet?

JoeyLea

"Don't Be Weird" Another AJ great 😂

Gemma Nunn

Anything with Bubba and Jeremiah. I especially like the reassuring hug and the "Come on, now.." pitched perfectly by Sam. Both sexual and comforting at the same time. Per-Fec-Tion. ❤️🌈 🥹 X

Blau Caòtic

- Alexander Beetroot in Bite from the root

seb!!

i feel we need gun raptors from the off-season. it was number 50, it need to be memorialized. or either “heavenly… angel” or a list of all the fifes of the world (scotland, yorkshire, texas, france, and yorkshire california)

Narnia Knight

Mental Moriarty Fuck Chess Champion 2025

Inke

“Sorry my accent sometimes waivers intro different words”

Gemma Nunn

In the words of Bertie the goat and Mario the sheep.....

Gemma Nunn

"They are attracting BEES!" "Make your tampons attract, Joy, Not, Bees!! 🐝

Vicki

What does a girl have to do to get some Andre Beetroot merch??? 😭

Corey

Nananananananana Ethel

Gooch

Hello TFSFTH!! 🤩how about “Name? I have no name! I am simply the VESSEL OF THE LORD!!” that quote on a shirt with one of those “hello my name is” tags, could be funny

Nobody01

Stag! (With a deer?)

Phoebe

I would love to see “90% woman 10% undefined” merch 😂

Rebecca

Front: Evil Make a Wish Foundation (with logo) Back: “For every ying there must be a yang” -Detective Blake Lively aka Tom Mayo

seb!!

i think we should have egbert’s speech from leftenmost on a shirt. like “men’s lives are at stake here” or “i love you. i love everything about you” or “i love your body i love your eyes i love your soul i love your mind” or “now please tell me what the fuck are the germans doing”. since we have “my body is a temple to distruction” merch, i think it fits

Elluriina

How about a SFTH Quotes party game? I've collected great SFTH quotes just for fun, and there are way too many to be put on t-shirts or mugs or anything like that. I like the idea of a game. Perhaps a deck of cards? People participating would have to either pinpoint the original context or improvise something using the quote at some point. Or multiple decks, one containing questions, one exclamations, one philosophical quotes etc. That could result in some very random and very hilarious read-from-cards conversations :D Here's something I picked from my collection: -You're coming in here all aflame and all afire. -THINGS ARE HEATING UP! -No! No! We start with the bread basket, before we go for the bread knife. -Space-time? Why, it's all just a silly playground. -When God closes a smile, he opens a question. -The Devil... always has a smile on her face. -Beep beep-a-beep beep-a-beep! -That rolled a - FUCK! A three! -We.have.power.and.grace.unmatched. -This is what happens, when Tom's not here. -Never, never discuss the narrative. The narrative exists in the moment, and then it is gone forever. -I could be anywhere. I could be anyone. -Naaah... My name is The Unending One. I am the great Satan, I am Hell-Bringer, I am the darkness that seeps between your blood, I am the question and the answer, I am Death, I am the Beginning, AAARGLGRL. What's your name again, I missed it. -I prefer not to have a name. I have no soul. I am an empty vessel for your rage, sir. -We have no names here. This is the Monastery of the Last Candle; we burnt our names away to feed its flame. -Guess there's nothing left to do but to die well. -Put a bag on your head. Disappear into the land of dreams. -III'm crocheting, crocheting, crocheting...

George

MERCH IDEA: (From: The Dark Moons of Slough) "HAVE FAITH, SISTER" - image of the three sisters in all their chaotic beauty - "IN THE WONDER OF OUR SOUP" ANOTHER: Some quote from the caravan brothers, maybe about being captured or being back in the ground or literally anything, with an image of THEM in their wonderful chaotic weirdness

Carla

It would be really cool to have merch almost like merch you’d get at concerts that is quite plain but has tour dates on the back :))

💗margot💗

Yk that merch people make when it’s like a scene and people do the dialogue in different fonts do that for “hey sister” “HEY sister” “I wanna be a nun” “I’m a FOX”

Gemma Nunn

I Really, REALLY want Bubba and Jeremiah Merch! The Love story of the Century and Shoot's finest coupling. A t-shirt, showing when Bubba put his consoling/comforting arm around a scared Jeremiah. ("Come on now.." that moment). #CoupleGoals

Aryaa

I REALLLY want "A Pyramid housing the hatred of Thousands" on a tshirt. Or "Little Munchkinnn"

Aryaa

"ahhhh we don't wanna lose the good boys!" -The Case of Sargeant Sprinkles

Lina

“Aaaaah so I’m that kind of character!”

Lina

And what would also be very fun: “I look something like a pond today” with like the image of a pond in a mirror/window or something😂

Lina

“Seems that the penny’s whistled another tuppence” would be great on a Tshirt!