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Patreon-Exclusive Improvised Play #9 - THE BADGER CHRONICLES (Patreon)

Published:
2025-07-13 17:00:03
Edited:
2025-07-13 17:16:04
Imported:
2026-06

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Welcome to the BADGER CHRONICLES! Exclusive to our Patreon, exclusive to you.

p.s. Sorry this was set to private, it's now LIVE!

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PATREON-EXCLUSIVE IMPROVISED PLAY #9 - "The Badger Chronicles" | Shoot From The Hip

Hi there, don't mean to badger you, but wanted to know if you'll beaver for the show? Sorry, could you speak up, you're sounding a little horse. LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and hit the LINKTREE for live shows, Patreon exclusives, and more 👇 Live Shows - https://linktr.ee/shootimpro PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/shootimpro TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@shootimpro Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/shootimpro/ Music from #InAudio: https://inaudio.org/ Do It (Fresh Beat) by Infraction https://inaudio.org/track/do-it-fresh-beat/ Credits: -English subtitles by Imola

Comments

Iz

this has got to be one of my absolute FAVOURITES now, its amazing omg 😂😂

Cal

Slay

Bex

idk what it is about this venue but it seems to make Luke go crazy 😆

Natalie Martin

When you said this was unhinged you weren’t lying 🤣

Rho

Thanks to you I've learned more english animal vocabulary today than in 13 years of school

May

Yesss what a great birthday present, makes me so happy 😆

K4C3Y

this was amazing! so many good bits had me almost in tears (of laughter) 😭 fully felt like i was watching winnie the pooh on crack

Bex

why is it that even though this is absolutely one of the most unhinged plays your guys have ever done, you’ve still got me crying with lines like “you had so much to live for” “I had something to die for”- like how dare you all be so fantastic at your jobs that you make a God-father-wind-in-the-willows mash up that still emotionally wrecks me 💕🥺

VegaLupina

What a birthday present :) Thank you

gigi

woodpecker, little krampus, and the guy nymph were all traumatizing to witness and coincidentally were all performed on the same stage

gigi

i had so much fun watching this it reminded me of the bedtime story\typewriter terrance games you guys used to do on your livestreams

T.G

My new favourite

Sama ᓚᘏᗢ

Everyone needs a Toad in their corner

Laura Demol

This was hilarious, I love how much fun you clearly had with the animal characters! :D

Madge

This ate so much and cracked me uppppp, I think woodpecker is my favourite

C.D.W

What a great lf. Now i (not a native english speaker) know what the slang beaver means... educational content as always😆🫣

Gayle

Omg I love it, saw this one live and remember parts so seeing it back was brilliant, I knew it was unhinged but watching it back i was in fits of laughter 😂 And that whole thing with the chair was so close to them ending up on the floor. Tom did so well to balance and stop it from happening o remember seeing that bit live and having a moment of panic for them 😂 What a great longform But the underbelly certainly does something to these boys especially Luke 😂😂♥️

erin 🤍

this was absolutely amazing!! so unhinged im cackling 😭 best treat after such a long day x

Shauna Yates

How many bevvies down was Luke 🤣😭

Dominique Duong

i watched this late at night so couldn't scream with laughter like i wanted to, but this was incredible in its unhingedness, definitely one of my new favourite plays

Viola

WHAT A BIRTHDAY PRESENT! 🎉 I am now definitely traumatized... Absolutely LOVED IT! 💜

owyn cooper

That one was so much fun lol

Rowry

I'm counting this as a birthday present even though my birthday isn't until the 16th. Holy moly this was crazy, wtf were you lot on? This is awesome.

Jasper

New favourite longform I would've watched 6 hours of this!!! Perfect plot, pacing, weirdness, well done boys!

KB

This was chaos and I'm all for it. I lost it when AJ said he was an octopus 🤣

Life By Tiff

This was amazing!! Disciplinary meeting for all of u tho!!

Esther Gieling

So excited! Just bought tickets for the november show 😁 will there be subtitles? 😂 cant't wait!

Faye Louise

Am obsessed with this, it’s so funny keep replaying it. I am all for this chaos. Thank you SFTH

Ricki

This was so good, oh my god. • AJ's left field decision to be an octopus instead of a woodland creature and the other members instantly being his extra limbs whenever he was on stage. • Luke being an unhinged (yet somehow kinda adorable?) Woodpecker. That whole scene was bloody gold 😆. • Disappointed-J (thanks Luke). • Tom's A+ puns. Thank you so much for sharing this with us Wompas. I would be keen to see more unhinged content like this 😆

Chiara

I need a "Listen, I'm an octopus" t-shirt now

AndyyDandyy

ok that was pure perfection but did anyone elso notice sams hair during the katana scene?? without being swooped (tm) back omg i almost had a heart attack /pos

J

This was incredible. This is my absolute favourite Patreon LF ever. This was hilarious. My favourite character was Wookpecker played by Luke who did such a good job. Well done gents. Hilarious story,

Lena

Love that there are few almost-Gone With the Wind-references (“I don’t give a dam(n)”)

Carolin G

I loved this longform so much, thank you for giving us the (NSFW) gold 🧡 the woodpecker has to be my favourite character, but loved the redemption arc of Rabbit!

Amy Crowe

This was unhinged🤣 omfg haha!

Esther Gieling

Now, why... had AJ 4 arms, and not using his own? So he had another set of wigley arms 😁

katie13bradford

Dear god, they just get better and better

river zhu

I think this is my fav so far, so funny, love it

Nicole Trippler

omg this was so hilarious I cried tears thank you guys!

Katherine Brown

PLEASE can we have "Look, I'm an Octopus" merch!

Amber Suttle

I love how they combined Wind in the Willows with Woody Woodpecker :)

Shelley L

Octopus the horse made me spit out my coffee 😂😂😂

Robin

"Nah, ketamine" and "The badgers aren't even indigenous to this country. FUCKING IMMIGRATION. Sorry that's my dad" are now vocal stims of mine that I can't say in public, thanks sfth 😂

Pratik Kakade

Missed opportunity to say "love you 3000", but loved the chaos as always 😆

Cinzia

Just realised that AJ didn’t use his actual hands while he was octopus/horse, that was incredible hand acting

Shania Bertram

You know its good if its on this stage lol

Shania Bertram

Can someone please make these into a animation series 🥺 pls

VixenWolfDK

Now I hope you got all 3 hearts from that octopus. Yes an octopus has 3 hearts, I´m not lying. Also, an octopus have 9 brains too. I´m an animal nerd okay!