Health Updates: Exorcism complete! (Patreon)

Thankfully, Charlie (the stuffed monkey SisterUnmuted bought for me for my first surgery) was able to make it to provide post-op comfort 🥰

This procedure sucked.

I had to stop eating food 36 hours in advance. I threw up during the prep. And so aggressively that it hurt my abdomen 🫠 And I had a cry while I cleaned it up and then tried to continue to force myself forward with the remainder of the preparation. And there were many times I thought I would throw up again....thankfully it was just the once 😅👍

And I had to wake up at 5am to force myself to feel that way all over again, before having to stop consuming even water 2.5 hours before my appointment time. And then my appointment started 45 minutes late... 🫠

Also side note: the vitals machine kept beeping at me because I don't breathe enough times in a minute 😂🙈 I'M SORRY, MACHINE. I TAKE SLOW DEEP BREATHS, OKAY! IT'S MY SPECIAL SKILL, I SWEAR 😅

All to have a polyp removed 🙄

But the good news is: I am allowed to eat food again!! 🙌🙌🙌 I have to be careful with what I eat for the rest of the day since I've been fasting, and my blood sugars will likely be a nightmare to get regulated again 🤦‍♀️ BUT I CAN EAT.

Just as soon as I'm able to get signed out of this hospital. 👍