This Only Looks like a Basilisk (Patreon)

...its actually a pair of glasses.
Okay, this lad is open to offers until tomorrow at 11pm est. Anything over $250 is welcome, and I sincerely appreciate them.
Form is up here:
https://forms.gle/kEgj9kYHhST2WMWq7

You're welcome to email asking if you're the high offer, but we won't be listing the offers to ensure no one feels compelled to go over their limit.